Green Regs And Spam

Green Regs and Spam

I am Sam.
Sam I am.

That Sam-I-am
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am

Do you like
Green Regs and Spam?

I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.
I do not like
Green Regs and Spam.

Would you like them
Here or there?

I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
Green Regs and Spam.
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.

Would you like them
in a house?
Would you like them
with Calystomouse?

I do not like them
in a house.
I do not like them
with Calystomouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere
I do not like Green Regs and Spam.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you eat them
in a box?
Would you eat them
with a Phox?

Not in a box.
Not with a Phox.
Not in a house.
Not with Calystomouse.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat Green Regs and Spam.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
with a Czar?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.

I would not,
could not,
with a Czar.

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
With Vampy?
Not with Vampy.
I would not, could not with Vampy.
Not with Czar! You let me be
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a Phox.
I do not like them in a house
I do not like them with Calystomouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like Green Regs and Spam.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Zero! Zero!
Zero! Zero!
Could you, would you
with da Zero?

Not with Zero! Not with Vampy!
Not with a Czar! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box
I could not, would not, with a Phox.
I will not eat them with Calystomouse.
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them here or there
I will not eat them anywhere
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Say!
With a spork?
Here with a spork!
Would you, could you, with a spork?

I would not, could not
with a spork.

Would you, could you,
with Leo?

I would not, could not, with Leo.
Not with a spork. Not on Zero.
Not with a Czar, not with Vampy.
I do not like them, Sam you see
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with calystomouse, not with a Phox.
I will not eat them here or there
I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like
Green Regs and Spam?

I do not
like them,
Sam-I-am.

Could you, would you,
with my twinny Mullyee?

I would not, could not
with your twinny Mullyee.

Would you, could you
on JC?

I could not, would not, with your twinny Mullyee.
I will not, will not, on JC.
I will not eat them with Leo?
I will not eat them on top of Zero.
Not with a Spork!
Not with Vampy!
Not with a Czar!
you LET ME BE!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a Phox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with Calystomouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like
Green Regs and Spam!
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.

You do not like them.
SO you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may i say!

Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.

Say!
I like Green Regs and Spam!
I do!! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would eat them with your twinny Mullyiee!
And I would eat them with JC!
And I will eat them with Leo!
And I will eat them on Zero!
And with a Czar. And with Vampy.
They are so god damn good you see!

So I will eat them in a box
And I will eat them with a Phox.
And I will eat them in a house.
And I will eat them with Calystomouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!

I do so like
Green Regs and Spam!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am!

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