This is the story of a funky young chat
Kinda like if South Park met Green Eggs and Ham
I'll tell ya all my peeps, there's some Gerbils and a
Rat
Oh screw, just screw it
Now it's the time all the newbies come here
Screaming "A/S/L" like they've had to much beer
Just slap them on ignore, and your wrath they will
fear
Oh screw it, THIS WHOLE IS JUST QUEER
Screw it! Screw it!
Come into Yahoo! and boo it!
Screw the Chat Spammers
Screw the whole chat
You hate Yahoo! and it hates you right back
So screw it!
Now their PMing, better hope your prepared
Ignoring like crazy, pulling out your hair
Don't bother to act nice
They're all worthless like Cher
So screw it, newbie ego's you'll tear!
Screw it! Screw it!
Lookie, there's a finger! PuLL IT!
Screw the Chat Spammers
Screw the whole chat
You hate Yahoo and it hates your right back
So screw it!
Screw it...
Czar's Green Eggs and Ham spoof "Green Regs and Spam"
Mully's Mambo #5 spoof "XF Room Numba 2"
Twas the Night Before X-mas spoof "Twas a Minute Before X-Files"
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