"Cedric Diggory Guy"
Do you believe in those houses four?
And do you believe in Hogwarts and the Dark Lord?
If the series tells you so?
Now do you believe in Cedric and Cho?
And can reading Harry Potter tame your mortal soul?
And can it teach Harry
How to dance
For the Yule Ball.
Well I know Cho's not in love with him
'Cause I saw her dancing with Cedric.
The fourth book was real good.
So I read it three times two.
Cho is a teenaged Ravenclaw Seeker chick
With magical powers and a make-up kit.
But I knew that she had hit the ditch
The day that Cedric died.
(chorus)We started singing:
Bye bye Cedric Diggory guy!
Harry fell off his Nimbus
In an instant
When Dementors passed by
And good old Sirius
Sent him a new way to fly
Once they became friends Voldemort made Cedric die
Once they became friends Voldemort made Cedric die
I met Tom Riddle when he had the blues
And I asked him for some happy news.
But he just hexed me and walked away.
Well I went down to the old book store
Where I'd bought the first Harry Potter years before.
But the man there said that the next Harry Potter wasn't out today.
And the four characters I admire the most:
Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Dumbledore,
They got even more mad at Voldemort
The day that Cedric died.
(chorus)
We started singing!
We started singing!
We started singing!
We started singing!
We started singing!
We started singing!
- Original Version: "American Pie"
- Sung by no one in particular