Corey and Anthony's Plane Conversation
This is an actual conversation that me and my friend Anthony had just recently over the phone:
A: So Corey, when you bringing your stuff over?
C:I was thinking...like right when we get there.
A:Ok Good......Woh!!! there is a guy on TV that ate a whole plane.
C:What kind of plane?
A:What?!?!?! It's a plane!!! He ate a plane!!!! Does it matter what kind?!
C: Was it a big plane?
A: HE ATE A PLANE!! GOD!! I would assume it was a small plane..
C: Heh, wuss...
A: What?! you moron!
Pause
C: All of it?
A: Would he be on TV if he didn't?
C: Well, maybe a wing or something....
A: Are you insane?! I would be amazed if he ate part of the steering wheel.. but he ate the whole plane!!
C: You never said what kind it was.
A: Are you that dense?! It was a PLANE!..... They didn't say.
C: I'm calling the TV station, what channel was it?
A: What?!! There is no use bothering those people just to see what kind of plane it was... He ate A PLANE!
C: No way, this guy is going down...
A: Oh shut up!
Pause
C: Did he drink the gas, or did they empty the tank?
A: Jesus Christ! you idiot! It was a plane, a GODDAMN PLANE! I can't believe I am listening to this!
*CLICK*
C: Hello..... Hey, Anthony?..... Oh, no, I'd better call him back...
*RING*
*RING*
(Corey calls TV station)
GUY: Hello, This is John at WPXJ TV, can I help you?
C: Shut up, John, listen here, I want to talk to the guy who ate the plane!
GUY: Excuse me sir?
C: Oh, C'mon, you know, that guy! The one who ate the plane!
GUY: I'm sorry sir, I don't know what you are talking about.
C: What!? It's not everyday that someone eats a plane!
GUY: Uh... let me transfer you to my supervisor.
Pause
Supervisor: Hi, this is Nick, is there a problem sir?
C: What kind was it?
Supervisor: What kind of what sir?
C: Oh, no, you too huh? The Plane!!! The GUY who ATE the PLANE! What kind was it!?!
Supervisor: (sarcastically) Uh, let me get him...
Pause
(whispers in the background of the TV station)
Obvious Fake Voice: Heloooo! This is the guy who ate the PLANE! Can I be of service to YOU!?
C: Yeah, what kind was it?
Obvious Fake Voice: Uh..... It was a small... plane....
C: Wuss
*CLICK*
Yeah, so that actually happened, well, uh, most of it anyway....
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