Oneliners 2
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
I wished the buck stopped here, because I could use a few.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
What do people in China call their good plates?
Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
Why is a bra singular and panties plural?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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