One-Liners

...Every morning is the dawn of a new error...

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.

If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!

C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....

Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...

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