Administratium
The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by University physicists. The element, tentatively named "Administratium", has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic weight of zero. However, it does have one neutron, 70 vice neutrons and 161 assistant vice neutrons. This gives it an atomic mass of 232. These 232 particles are held together in the nucleus by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson-like particles called Morons.
Since it has no electrons, Administratium is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes across. According to researchers a minute amount of Administratium added to one reaction caused it to take four days to complete. Without the Administratium the reaction normally completed in one second.
Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately three years, but it does not decay; instead it undergoes a reorganization in which assistant neutrons, vice neutrons and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. Studies seem to show that the Atomic Number actually increases after each reorganization.
Research also shows that Administratium occurs naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate in certain locations such as government agencies, large corporations (especially software houses) and universities. It can usually be found in the newest, best appointed and best maintained areas of these organizations headquarters buildings.
Scientists warn that Administratium is known to be toxic and recommend plenty of fluids and bed rest even after low levels of exposure.
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