A Few Amish Jokes

What goes "clop, clop, clop, BANG, BANG, clop, clop, clop"?

An Amish drive-by-shooting!

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While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage.

The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign...

"Energy efficient vehicle. Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step on exhaust."

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Now before you read these.. if you are gonna say "eh, dont make fun of amish people, they have their own beliefs.. eh.." then I will say, hey, when are they gonna read them? (phunny, aint it?)

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