| Once upon a time when Brunkeflo was much closer to Mexico than it is today there was a lack of woman in Brunkeflo. The reason was that n the past a man came along that was so handsom and strong, that all the woman (beginning from the little girls to the old grandmas) was falling in love for him and tried to follow him when he left again. Tried to, because he was faster so they all got lost in the praerie and went to hell. So no one has to wonder about that there was a guy growing up in Brunkeflo that never saw a woman in his whole life, not even his Mom, cause she was running away after she gave birth to him. He just knew that woman exist because some old man told him and it sounded nice to him what he heared about them and what he heared about what man are doing with women. One day when he was working on his field his plough stucked tight on gold, so he hided it under his hut so his daddy and his brothers and the other citizens wouldn´t find it and if there hadn´t some strangers comig along and had told him about the whores in San Pedro and how great it would be in San Pedro anyway. So in one of his many lonely nights he stole his daddys donkey, took his gold and was riding away to find San Pedro. It was maybe 3 weeks, but maybe it was even longer (You can´t trust a horny man riding on a donkey when it comes to time-calculations) until he finally found San Pedro which was 300 miles away. He went to the bank and got a lot of money for his gold and full of great expectations he went to Mary Janes, the only whore-house in town (the guys coming along actually tol him about ten houses like that) and he was looking so forward on all the pretty girls he would see that it was like a shock to him when it turned out that there was a big shooting last week so all whores, but one runned away from there. The only one that was left was 60 years old and didn´t have teeth anymore (or even older, maybe she was even hundred and he couldn´t recognize it cause he never saw a woman before), but he didn´t have any choice so he took her. After this disgusting experience he thought by himself he maybe had more good luck with playing poker, but the man at the saloon filled him up totally and stole all of his money and even his expensive nice new boots he bought in a shop therefore he had a bad headache. Totally fed up he took his donkey and was riding home again. His daddy got very angry but when his son explained him why he did it his daddy went in the swamp and came back with an unidentified weird female object. No one know if it was a human anyway, but the guy was so glad when his daddy told him he could get married to this weird thing and that this would be a woman that he lived with it together for the rest of his life. |