Satan.... Devil went down to Georgia

And it really happened in a town called Georgia... The heaven was getting dark and soon the darkness was everywhere. The people out of Georgia made theirselves ready for a fight `cause they didn\'b4t want to loose Georgia. - For a fight against the one, the nameless one... And they were able to put them down one the ground. And he was falling, falling absolutely f***ing hard on his ass. And this was hurting so f***ing much. So absolutely angry he was shouting with a very scary voice: " INTO THE ASH WITH YOU!!!"

All the Georgia people were afraid, the heaven got even more dark than before and the Devil's face got uglier and as red as a tomato because he was so angry. The people didn't dare to breeze or move one single bone of their body. They've never been so scared before. But that was not all. He went on like this:

"LISTEN TO MY CURSE.... YOU DARED TO KICK ME IN MY ASS SO I`LL KICK NOW YOURS!!! AND I TELL YOU NOW THAT YOU`LL NEVER SEE THE DAYLIGHT AGAIN! YOU, THE MANKIND, GODS MOST FAVOURITE SHEEPS, SHOULD BE ENSLAVED, TORTURED AND QUARTERED. AND THEN I`LL GIVE YOU TO MC DONALD`S. YEAH. THAT`S MY CURSE!!! ANY LAST WORDS OR WISH?"

One little boy, his name was Johnny, dared to go to the Devil. He saw that the Devil had a golden fiddle. And since Johnny was a very famous fiddle player in Georgia he asked the Devil for a deal: "Hey, You ugly Devil, what about a bet? I bet that I'll play the fiddle better than you. If I win I'll get your fiddle made of gold and Georgia but if I loose you get my soul and are allowed to do with Georgia what you want!" The Devil answered with a big but scary smile in his face: "YOU`RE DEVILISH CHEEKY, I LIKE THAT SO I`LL TAKE YOUR BET. I`LL START THE SHOW..." Satan started to play and all of a sudden everywhere was fire and some lost souls came out of hell. When he finished Johnny just shaked his head and told him to sit down,he would show him how it\'b4s done. And he did.

The Devil realized that he had been beat. So Johnny got the fiddle and Georgia. Johnny gave a bike to the Devil and the people destroyed his wings and told him to go away as fast as possible and never dare to come back. The Devil was pretty ashamed but he always needs to say the last words...

"I`LL BE BACK ONE DAY AND THEN I`LL SEND YOU TO HELL....

The Devil travelled some hundrets of years through the USA and finally he arrived in Brunkeflo. Roumors says that he lives in the mine now and kills everybody who is passing his way.

Oh, and what about Johnny?! He became the president of Georgia and if he didn't die he's still living.

And the result of this story? Never go out alone at night in Brunkeflo, don't eat too much foot at Mc Donald\'b4s (it could be your brother on your Big Mac!) and NEVER dare to get near to the mine at midnight! And don't forget: If you stay in Brunkeflo over night and try to fall asleep then HE is maybe sitting under your bed!}