Mating-Day

But did you never wonder WHY we have a mating-day after all??? Maybe you readed the story about the whore in San Pedro?! You know, there was a lack of woman long time ago cause they all followed one man cause he was so handsom and strong.

Since there was this big lack and it took about 20-30 years till there was send out truck-colones with women (some just were so ugly they didn´t found men, some where whores that wanted to start a honorfull life and some, there also were some puritanic virgins, well I don´t know why others went there aswell). So the men in Brunkeflo surely were crazy for checking the women out and their was falling back in a big old sex-instinct which was ruling the people in the times they lived in caves.

Cause many woman where so ashamed when the men offered them to celebrate a big orgia, the men made up something about it would be a old tradition, that one time a year there would be a big Mating Day on which everyone could do it with everyone he wants to.

So they tried to do a big orgia in the saloon, but when they right got in mood a big train crashed in the saloon by accident and killed several innocent wooden tables. The whole saloon was a total mess, but does a smashed saloon stop a really horny man????

So they made up something that ACTUALLY the mating day should be done outside like kind of "hide and seek" and so the men can find the women they shout "Wae-Oh" and so the women answer "Eep Eep Eep" (if they are in the mood and like the man that´s shouting).

Well, what can I say: It worked. They continue that tradition until today (exept when it is raining, cause than they do it in the church) and no woman ever found out (or WANTED to find out) that it wasn´t a tradition before the men said it was.

P.s.: They build up the saloon afterwards a second time. No one knows until today where the train came from and why it smashed the saloon... The people are mourning for the poor tables that didn´t got that old until today.