or The Scream for Freedom |
| Once upon a time there was living a hillbillie named Hillbillie-Billy behind the 7 mountains, not far away from the seven dwarfs in a little hut together with an goat. But some day he decided that he wanted to go on a big, big journey to find out about the true freedom and wilderness and so he packed together his riffle and some kilo chew-tabacco and left his hut and his goat. "Jeah, this must be true living and freedom and wilderness!" thought Hillbillie-Billy while he was shooting on people that were passing by in the forrest. He chew on his tabacco whenever he wanted to and was spitting it whereever he wanted to spit it, he shoot when he wanted to and he screamed whenever he wanted to. But somehow he started to feel lonely, since he left his goat all alone in his hut. Some days passed by and he found behind one of the seven mountais (since he wasn´t able to count, he didn´t knew behind which anyway) a hut looking exactly like him and as it turned out there lived his cousin Hillbillie-Willy. So they decided to go in the forrest together and shoot the people passing the forrsets together... And what does this story try to tell us? You should always wear bullet-proof clothes when you go for a walk in a forrest |