| In 1718, long time before Brunkeflo got the name Brunkeflo and people dared to live there, were living two people called Pracilla and Krakillo. Roumors says that they ran away from Transvestitsilvania because everybody thought that Pracilla was a witch and so they wanted to cook her and eat her up. Anyway, after a long, long travel their feet were aching f***ing much. So they took a brake into a big, dark, very scary forest and they asked theiselves: "Why don´t we stay here?" Well, and they did. Pracilla was really a witch and so she used her magic. And all of a sudden where only some secound ago oak-trees were growing and owls were hunting mice there was standing with a big scary castle. But it was just scary from ouside. Inside was stuff from that you just can dream of.... a waterbed, swimming pool, yes, even a play station!!! Only one oak-tree was left. No one ever dared to go more near than 1000 metres next to this castle. The people who were passing by thought that aliens would live in there because they had never seen such a scary thing before. And this was what Pracilla and Krakillo wanted! They never wanted to have any people around. If ever someone dared to come to the castle and ask for something to eat, Pracilla used her magic and put them all into the oak-tree. No one knows how many souls got lost there... The years were passing by and Pracilla and Krakillo were getting old. They felt very lonely because they haven´t talked to people since years. So they decited to have real hardcore-sex and make a baby. But there was still a problem. Pracilla was still a virgin and Krakillo had to destroy her chastity-belt because he was so dumb to loose the key on their long, long travel. He tried everything and he finally did it with a pink chain-saw. 9 month later the result was a little girl and they called her Dracilla. 10 years later Pracilla and Krakillo died when they tried a new sex-experiment into their whirl-pool. Well, they had no dildo so they used a hair-dryer instead. And this was a mistake... Dracilla had no idea how to use magic so she wasn´t able to save them. Years were passing by again and out of this little girl beame a real beautiful woman. In fact she was very beautiful. - A nice face, a nice body (90-60-90) big... Ooops! Let´s get back to the story... One day she found the key to the secret witch - cellar and there were also the scary magic - books and the diary of her Mom Pracilla. Candles and mirrors were standing around and also some other strange stuff. And so Dracilla started to read and read and read. She didn´t stop reading before she hasn´t finished the last page. She must have been sitting there for month. Well, she started to practise magic. She made herself even more beautiful than she has been before. In the end she had everything and was the richest person of the world. But this wasn´t enough for her. She wanted to finish this absolutely dumb plan of her Mom and get owner of the world. But she got stopped... During the time in that Dracilla was reading all this books, people settled down and Brunkeflo got the name Brunkeflo. They told theirselves really scary stories about Dracilla´s castle and so everybody was afraid of her. But one day 3 brave kids called Hilly, Billy and Chilly dared to go to this castle and look through a window. And they saw something there that was really interesting. Well, it was Dracilla´s magic books. During this time Dracilla had been on toilet and was shaving her ***** so Hilly, Billy and Chilly broke into the castle and stole her books. Then they went to the door and were just ringing. Dracilla got really surprised. There wasn´t anyone ringing for years. But she opened anyway. The kids told her that they´re knowing that she is a witch and that they want to have a high - tech playground. But Dracilla just laughed and told them that she´ll put them into the oak-tree if they won´t go home directly. Well, the kids have been reading a part of Dracilla´s books before so they used a magic sentense and out of Dracilla got the most ugliest person in this world. Moreover they stole her her magic and out of the castle they made a gold - mine. Only the cellar was left and they cursed Dracilla to stay there for the rest of her life. At last they put all the books on fire and all the people put stones in front of the mine. So Brunkeflo got saved. Well, that´s what they thought... Roumors says that Dracilla is still living and still trying to get her magic back! |