The year is AC 195. An organization called the Earth Sphere Alliance rules the earth with an iron fist. Within this organization is a group known as O.Z., an elite force of mobile suit pilots. The O.Z. foundation slowly begins its takeover of the Earth Sphere. A mysterious man, has gotten sick of this evil hand ruling the earth, so he built 5 advanced mobile suits called “gundams”, and selected five young men to pilot them. Their mission is clear, to wipe out the Earth Sphere Alliance. But their mission will not be easy. Many challenges await them.

(Inside a transport ship, Colonel Zechs Marquis of O.Z. and two pilot of the ship look on at the mysterious mobile suit in front of them.)

Zechs: Man, look at that thing! It’s huge! My slut of a sister Relena can’t even deep throat that!

Pilot1: You mean Relena Peacecraft?

Pilot2: (mumbles to himself) Man, if she all what they say she is, that would be a good B.J.

Zechs: I heard that! No, you sick minded perv! We must get the mobile suit. I’ll take it on in a Leo!

Pilot1: But sir, he’ll massacre you!

Zechs: Screw off you ignorant fool!

(Zechs goes to the back of the ship and launches a Leo)

(In Wing Gundam)

Heero: Who the hell does he think he is? He can’t hurt me in that piece of shit! What a dumbass.

(Back in the Leo)

Zechs: What am I doing? I can take this thing on without some mobile suit!

(Zechs hops out of the Leo, and lands on Wing’s foot. Zechs punches the metal foot.)

(In Wing Gundam)

Heero: Damn, his punch threw off my lateral directors! Great, now I have to crash into the earth. I hope some girl doesn’t find me. Please God. Please no chicks. All they do is mess things up.

(Down on earth)

Trowa: Man, this sucks. All I do is blow up these stupid bases that put up no fight.

(Suddenly, Sandrock falls out of the sky)

Quatra: Hey there big boy. Wanna come play with my sandrock?

Trowa(thinking) Is this guy gay?

Quatra: Now be nice. Why don’t you be good and come play with me.

Trowa:(gets a strange look on his face) Somehow I feel so….so…GAY!

Quatra: That’s it. Now come out!

Trowa: Mmmm baby. I’m glad you came by.

Quatra: Me too.

(Quatra and Trowa start making out)

(At a beach where Heero crashed landed. He lies there, unconscious.)

(Relena runs to the beach, finding Heero asleep)

Relena: Oh, I wonder who he is!

(Heero finally starts to wake up)

Heero: Wha..Where am I?

Relena: Don’t worry, I’ll get you to a hospital.

Heero: Oh no, hospital bad.

(sounds of ambulance sirens can be heard not too far

away) Heero: Could you stand right there for me? Great. No, don’t move! Stay there! (Heero walk up to the street, and waits for an ambulance. When one finally arrives, he knocks the driver out and takes off in the ambulance.) Relena: Where is he going? I sure hope I’m gonna see him again. (The next day, Relena is sitting in class, waiting for the teacher to arrive.) Teacher:(walks in with Heero) Hello students, today we have a new person. Say hello to Heero Yuy. Class: Hello Heero Heero: Hi. Teacher: Heero, how about you take a seat over by Relena. Heero:(Walks to his seat, and gives Relena a scary look) Relena: (thinking) Ohh, he’s diggin on me. I’ll invite him to my birthday party. Heero: (thinking) Damn, it’s that chick by the beach. Relena: Do you want to come to by birthday party? Heero: No Relena: O.K. it starts at 7 P.M. and goes to 11 P.M. Heero: No Relena:(Smiles) Yay, see you there! Heero: (Shakes his head) (At Trieze’s huge mansion, Zechs walks the long halls to the confrence room. When he gets to the closed double doors, he hears giggling.) Zechs: (Opens the door, to find Treize and Lady Une making out and feeling each other up on top of the confrence table.) Lady Une: (Jumps off Treize, and salutes him) Goodbye sir. Treize: (checks out Une’s butt as she leaves) MMMMM……that’s one fine piece of…… Zechs: SIR! I have a report on my encounter of the Gundam. It’s powerful and strong. It’s gonna be hard to beat. Treize: Yes, well you need to think up a way to destroy it. I’m leaving you in charge of O.Z. Meanwhile, im gonna take a little vacation. Dismissed. Zechs: (Salutes) Yes sir! (At Relena’s party, Heero shows up, despite his hatred for Relena.) Relena: Oh you came! Thank you so much! Heero: Yeah baby, whatever. Relena: I’d like you to meet some of my friends. This is Mindy and Ann. Mindy: Hi. Ann: Hey Heero: (Checks out Ann) Helloooo baby. Ann: (Giggles) Ohh, your so funny! Heero: Ann, how about you come over here and see how funny I really am! Ann:( Walks with Heero to a corner of the ballroom.) Heero:(Puts Ann against the wall, making out with her while feeling her up.) Ann: mmmm……. Relena:(Comes up behind Heero and grabs him away.) You silly, I know what you’re trying to do. Your trying to make me jelous! Don’t worry, I still love you! Heero: Yeah, that’s what I was trying to do….sure. Relena: (Drags Heero out on the dance floor) Come on, dance! Heero:(Despite his hatred for this girl, he dances anyway) (They both dance for about an hour) Relena: Oh Heero, I love you! Take me to bed or lose me forever! Heero:(Shrugs) O.k., but can Ann come? Relena: No you silly. ******************* (At Relena’s room, Relena strips down to her bra and panties, and lays on the bed.) Heero: Hello! Relena: Looks like someone’s excited! Heero: (Looks down at the bulge in his pants. He then turns off the lights and jumps in bed with Relena.) Oh no, what was Heero thinking!? Will he acually screw Relena Peacecraft, Super Slut of the galaxy?!! Find out in “The episode of surprises!”