What a wierd life!
A wierd peep is supposed to have a wierd life too,I have ran into too many somehow dirordered people,maybe because I am one of those and I attract them like a magnet,or butter flies *L* But those are the people who make my life fun.I say that if you cannot joke about yourself,you can't joke about anyone else.
I definately joke about myself and do many things that should be added to the book of being an idiot,or blonde or just a wacko,maybe a looney,crazy,insane...
Here are a few funny things I have done so that YOU can lauhg at my expense ;) Like many of the people I know do anyways *L* Now where to begin...
One of the most recent things me and Hanna aka Lollo or Miss Si did was pretending to be raging feminists and flaming lesbians,in a bus.We got quite a few people looking at us in disgust,we walked at our capital hand in hand talking about this and that *G* it was alot of fun,esp when people asked where we're from we said Sweden,but we've been living in Finland for some years *L*
I used to do the same with my roommate way back at college.We put up shows in cafes,being a lesbian couple fighting."How could you betray me?And even with a man???" hehe we embrassed our friends that we there with us *LMAO*
Note:I have absolutely nothing against gays,it's just been experimental to see how people react :)
When I had that pinkish (ruby red) hair last summer I gathered quite a few people watching me,just because of that.So I decided to give them something worth of seeing *snicker* On the cruise I was last summer there were ALOT of tourists from Japan and germany.Japanese tourist looked at me like I'd had been from a whole different planet.*Who knows if I am?* We went to the upper deck when the ship departed and since the boat reminded so much Titanic I just had to yell while waving my hand to someone who just happened to see "Goodbye!I'll never forget you!!" I was also itching to yell "I am the king of the world" but I passed that since people had already started to disappear around me and my friend whom were spitting to the sea like hecks and just being like general idiots *L* Including me.
Years ago me and pelzi were at Helsinki,it was saturday I think and we were going to see a movie -which one I can't remember- We were standing out passing time and this woman just came to us "I wish Oscar was here" we just looked at her like uhm ok,whatever floats your boat ma'am!"I wish Oscar was here to sing holes to the windows..I saw this really nice watch in a jewelry shop and wished he was here...!" I seriously thought that woman was in need of care,I can't remember what I said to that woman but Pelzi laughed me about later*L*
Another time in Helsinki.We were standing in traffic lights and this old man looking really really scruffy about leaned on my shoulder.I backed off."It's really cold in here,I wish summer would come " he said.I -being seriously pissed off with all the freaks that I had seem to be draggin' to me all day- took the most blank face I ever could and spoke with a motionless voice " The summer wont come this year at all.A mysterious planet is about to cover the sun and winter will last for atleast a year" Poor old man bought it "Where did you hear?" about to burst into laugh I replied "They just announced it in the ten o'clock news..."
This was years ago...We had a huge ass party way back at college in the middle of the forest.It was so awesome!I was drinking moonshade,since the alcohol didn't taste so much I drank it like I'd had been drinking soda.When it kicked it I was on the ground telling a peep who was new in our school that I am the queen of sweden! (I had just been the queen of sweden in a rpg btw,just a thought so it didn't just come out of nothing *L*)Then the next day I was going to cafeteria with a terrible hangover,and suprize I ran into the same happy guy whom I "spoke" with the night before.he greeted me as "your majesty" I being so ashamed wished the whole god damn world would just bury me alive *L*
Being out partying one of the biggest thrills a group of chicks can do in a club is..Use the mens room!*lmao* there are two good reasons:
1.The ladies room is ALWAYS taken with huige ass lines making you wait for an hour to get in.I hate it!
2.I love to see the impressions on the guys faces when they see me or one of my friends come out,*L* their jaws are closer to the floor at times hehe.
But guys guys..Could you atleast TRY to pee into the bowl?At times you need atleast a boat to keep your feet dry when you go in...And quit spitting on the mirrors!*L*
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