-Pick Up ways...That Never work-
If you think you're mature enough to read this,then proceed.if not then quit reading this NOW and go playing with your ponies *L* :)
Every woman on earth know how desperate men can be when they are after the oppposite sex,and what they have to offer.Like females would be some sort of sex-useful things,only used for their needs.*Shakes head*
For men I gotta say that you really try hard!*lmao*But there are things you really shouldn't do,or if you do your ways are wrong and they won't work!And later you will end up being the gossip of the night *L*You don't really want that.Or do you?
1.Never start the chat with flattering her.It's way too obvious what your REALLY after!Good company or...!No bonus!
2.And don't go asking her if she's interested in a erotic massage in a public train,after you have flattered how gorgeus legs she has.Pfffffffft!No bonus!
3.Quit asking us "What's the time" as a way to pick us up.*rolls eyes*I don't have a watch!
4.If you ask a female where did she buy something from,an expected answer can be "from a store" since we get most of the stuff from stores!
5.Why bother to read a book of ways to pick up a woman,since it's already filled with the same bullshit methods you always try.
6."Why females are so difficult"Well look to the mirror and look at the answer.
7.If you think a good opened is "I thought I knew you" your wrong.Since I am a blonde,or used to be,I reply "I assume you know all the blondes".No bonus!
8.The later the night goes the more desperate men are,they come directly ask you if you'd like to go to his place for some "private fun".Nooooo bonus!-I know I wouldn't go and fuck a guy I just met and leave right a way.I am not a bimbo-whore!
9.Females are not stupid,might be the opposite sex,but we're not ONLY for you to fuck us the way you want (you are for us!*L*Kidding)WE do have feelings,and what we want is closeness and the feeling that we are cared and loved.
10.NEVER hit on us by slipping your hand under our shirt!ERNG!That's the biggest mistake you can ever make.Tsk tsk...
Of course there are guys whom have brains what they use to think and don't let their dicks do that for them.Also there are females whom do the same as men,look the opposite sex just for the ONE thing,the secrets what happen between man and a woman.
My message to all men who try to pick females up.Use-your-brains!
