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Here is a collection of prank calls that Bart and other characters on The Simpsons have made to Moe's Tavern. If you know of a prank call on The Simpsons that is not on this list than please email me. Thanks, and enjoy!
- Moe: Uh, is I.P. Freely here? Hey everybody, I.P. Freely! Wait a minute... Listen to me ya lousy bum, when I get a hold of you, you are dead! I swear I'm gonna slice your heart in half!
Bart and Lisa: Laughing
- Homer: Hi, I'd like to talk to a Mr. Snotball, first name Eura.
Moe: Eura Snotball?
Homer: What? How dare you. If I find out who did this, I'll staple a flag pole to your butt and mail you to Iran!
- Mr. Burns: Hello, I'm looking for a Mr. Smithers, first name Wayland.
Moe: Oh, so yer lookin' for a Mr. Smithers, eh? First name Wayland, is it? Listen to me, you, when I catch you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes and stick 'em down your pants so you can watch me kick the crap outta you, okay? Then I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat!
Mr. Burns: Ew!
- Moe: Uh, Amanda Hug-And-Kiss? Hey, I'm lookin' for Amanda Hug-And-Kiss. Ah, Why can't i find Amanda Hug-And-Kiss?
Barney: Maybe your standards are too high?
Moe: You little SOB, why when I find out who you are, I'm gonna shove a sausage down your throat and shove starving dogs up your butt!
- Moe: Ivana Tinkle? All right everybody, put down your glasses, Ivana Tinkle!
Bart and Laura Powers: Laughing
- Moe: Phone call for Al, Al Coholic, is there an Al Coholic here? Wait a minute, Listen you you little yellow-bellied rat jackass, if I ever find out who you are, I'm going to kill you!
Bart and Lisa: Laughing
- Moe: Uh, Jacques Strap? hey guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strap! Oh, wait a minute, it's you isn't it, ya cowardly little runt? When I get a hold of you, I'm gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood!
Bart: Laughing
- Moe:Oliver Clothesoff, call for Oliver Clothesoff!
Marge picks up the phone and hears: Listen you lousy bum, if I ever get a hold of you, I swear I'll cut your belly open!
- Moe: Uh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on! One of you guys has got to be Homer Sexual!
Homer: Don't look at me!
Moe: Oh no, you rotten little punk! If I ever get a hold of you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheak and rip your face off!
Skinner (on the other line): You'll do what young man?