Quotes

Wav File Name	What it says	Where is this from???
"Spaceballs" Quote
As Big As.wav	You have the ring . . . and I see you're Schwartz is as big as mine.	"Spaceballs"
"Beavis and Butthead" Quote
Beautiful.wav	You are a Beautiful Woman	"Beavis and Butthead"
"Princess Bride" Quotes
inconcev.au	Inconcevible!!!	"Princess Bride"
morons.wav	Have you ever heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? Yes. Morons.	"Princess Bride"
montoya.au	My name is Montigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.	"Princess Bride"
"Ghostbusters" Quote
gbuster02.wav	Back off man. I'm a Scientist.	"Ghostbusters"
"Tommy Boy" Quotes
graduated.wav	Did you hear that I finally graduated. Yeah, and just a shade under a decade too. Alright!!! You know a lot of people go to college for seven years. I know, they're called Doctors.	"Tommy Boy"
fatguycoat.wav	Don't do it. Fat guy in a little coat . . . Hey Richard, what's happening?!?	"Tommy Boy"
"Monty Python" Quotes
handgrenade.wav	We have all heard the Holy Hand Grenade Scene from "Monty Python: Search for the Holy Grail" If not, this is it!!!	"Monty Python: Search for the Holy Grail"
monks.wav	We've all seen the chanting Monks from "Monty Python: Search for the Holy Grail" If not, well here it is!!!	"Monty Python: Search for the Holy Grail"
swallow.wav	What is the air speed velocity of an inland swallow? What do you mean? An African or European Swallow? I don't know.	"Monty Python: Search for the Holy Grail"
"Empire Records" Quotes
137.wav	A.J.: Do you think it is possible for someone to be in love with someone else and not even know it? Lucas: In this life, there are nothing but possibilities. A.J.: Well, that's good, because I have to tell Corey that I love her by 1:37. Lucas:That's an excellent time.	"Empire Records"
arrested.wav	A.J.: Bye Warren.. Warren: I'm gonna get you.. I'm not playin' this time. I'll be back and you'll be sorry. A.J.: woooo. You'll be sorry (mocking Warren). Joe: I'm already sorry.	"Empire Records"
today.wav	A.J.: What's with you Today? Lucas: What's with today, today?	"Empire Records"
words.wav	Lucas: In the immortal words of the Doors, the time to hesitate is through.	"Empire Records"
water.wav	Lucas: Who's your favorite singer? Mark: Axl. Lucas: Well, if Axl Rose was driving down the highway and saw Rex Manning stranded on the side of the road. Do you think Axle Rose would stop and help him? Mark: Does Axle have a jack? Warren: No way man, Axle would spin the wheel, take aim, pound the gas; and take that sucker out. Lucas: Warren, Warren, where do you get this hostility from?	"Empire Records"
damnman.wav	Lucas: Well, damn the man!	"Empire Records"
damnmansave.wav	Mark: Damn the man save the Empire....	"Empire Records"
glueit.wav	A.J.: Wow. You did have hair when you went in there, right? Debra: Yeh, it's still in the sink if you want to glue it. Hey, Lucas I heard you committed the perfect crime. Lucas: Not entirely perfect.	"Empire Records"
quarter.wav	Warren: Who glued these quarters down? A.J.: I did. Warren: What the hell for man? A.J.: I don't feel that I need to explain my art to you, Warren.	"Empire Records"
luketrouble.wav	Joe: Lucas are you in trouble? Did you need the money? Because, if you are introuble you can talk to me, you know that? Lucas:Joe, we're all in some kind of trouble, am I the only one that see's that? You know Deb's in trouble, and A.J.'s in trouble. A.J.: A.J.'s not in trouble. Lucas: And Corey's in trouble. A.J.: Corey's not in trouble, she's going to Harvard. Lucas:Mark's in trouble, Eddie's in trouble. Joe: Ok, I'm the one who's in trouble here. Because, every minute that goes by, and I don't call the cops; I look like a bigger banana head. Lucas: Joe, I can say categorily that you are not a bigger banana head. Joe: You screwed me Lucas. You know that don't you? What do you want me to do. Paul Mitchell tell him that I lied. Lucas:It seems like a viable option. Joe: I swear to God that if you are fooling with me, I will kill you.	"Empire Records"
lucasent.wav	Joe: Lucas......? Lucas: Joe.......? Joe: Where's the money? Lucas:Joe, the money is gone. Joe: Yeh, I know it's gone. Where's it gone to? Lucas: Atlantic City. Joe: Atlantic City? Lucas:Yeh. Joe: Is it coming back from Atlantic City? Lucas: I...I don't think so Joe. Joe: What's it doing in Atlantic City? Lucas:Recirculating. Joe: Re-circulating...? Lucas: MMMMeeehhhh Joe: (Joe knocks done bucket of coins.) Lucas:Are you pissed off Joe? Joe: Lucas? Lucas: Joe? Joe: Lucas? Lucas:Joe? Joe: Lucas listen to me. I told Mitchell Beck that you forgot to deposit the money. I told Mitchell that the money was still here. Lucas: Joe, that's not true. It's in Atlantic city. I swear. Joe: Shutup...sit down and don't you move. Lucas:It could be in other cities by now.. Joe: Oh, shutup. Under no circumstances are you to move from that couch. Unless it's to get me $9,000, and then you bring it here to me. Ok? Lucas: Joe, I think it's going to be Ok. Joe: What makes you think that? Lucas:Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear. MMMeeehhh. Joe: Moron.	"Empire Records"
minds.wav	Lucas: Always play with their minds.	"Empire Records"
regret.wav	Lucas: I do not regret the things I've done, but those that I did not do.	"Empire Records"
"Blues Brothers" Quotes
chezwiz.wav	Did you get me my cheez whiz boy???	"Blues Brothers"
mission.wav	We're on a mission from God.	"Blues Brothers"
women.wav	How much for the women??? . . .	"Blues Brothers"
Marvin the Martian Quotes
brace.wav	Brace yourself for immediate disintegration!!!	Marvin the Martian cartoon
drwngbrd.wav	Well, back to the old drawing board.	Marvin the Martian cartoon
earthgne.wav	The earth??? Oh, the earth will be gone in just a few seconds.	Marvin the Martian cartoon
kaboom.wav	Where's the kaboom??? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!!!	Marvin the Martian cartoon
ohgoodie.wav	Oh goodie!!!	Marvin the Martian cartoon
"Men In Black" Quotes
bestof.wav	You all are here because you are the best of the best . . . and we're looking for one of you.	"Men In Black"
fordpos	Unlimited technology from the whole universe and we're cruising around in a Ford P.O.S.	"Men In Black"

Back to Johnny Bravo Homepage