EPISODE - 2 

Then welcome, oob ab welcome
in Blue Jam
 

1 - Doctor's Surgery: Bad Jokes pt 1

I... feel... lile... a... dog
... on a motorway
 

2 - Genital Transplants: 42 Year old Man
With Baby's Genitallia

...small pink sack
 

3 - Genital Transplants: Woman With
Genitals Of A Duck

..woman with the genitals of a duck
 

Giant Simon Mayo crashing round the funfair
 

4 - Monologue: Conceptual Art pt 1

He talked fluently about art. Coincidentally,
I felt sick
 

5 - Acupuncture Torture

Now, Martin, I'm going to give your stomach nails 
a little tweak. Feel that?
 

6 - Jesus And Your Bush: The Diana Message

This is a bawdy thought about the English Rose
 

Mary Ann Hobbes drained into a sink
 

7 - Newsreader Tantrum

The Nine get fresh truffles and I get
a bloody tinned artichoke
 

8 - Monged Sex

Roar up my twat

9 - Monologue: Conceptual Art pt 2

Apparently, my arse has declared that one of them
is the slave master but has not revealed which one it is

Steve Lemacq shaking hands with an elephant
 

10 - Doctor's Surgery: Bad Jokes pt 2

I... feel... like... a... pair... of... curtains
 

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