If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
How did a fool and his money get together?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon to the pan?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
When you choke a smurf, what color do they turn?
Why do people say "tuna fish?" They don't say "beef mammal" or "chicken bird"!
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