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Hi, I'm Roger, I am 20 and am a Junior at Auburn this year (2003-2004). I love to Skate, and Kneeboard, I want to learn to surf more than anything. At some point I'm going sky diving....I work way to hard at my job,, take way to many classes, My girlfriend (X) just got caught cheating on me, blah blah blah.. Life is still good so read some jokes, look at some pictures and try not to hit yourself with the door on the way out.
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Domihop20@yahoo.com
This is from when I was 14
This is from when I was (16)
this pictureis more recent(9-15-01)(18)
Well It's been 2 years time to post more pics. Problem... I've gained the freshman 15 so I havent got any pictures I like.... I'll post later on in the year when I've lost some of it.
What not to name your Dog
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mineSex.
Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one, too." Then I said,"But this is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "But you don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said I must have been quite a kid.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said every room in the place was for sex. I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night!" The clerk said, "Me too."
One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight custody of the dog. I said, "Your honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4:00 in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex."
My case comes up Friday
3d COMIX!!
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