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My name is Garret a.k.a. Flippir a.k.a. Goku.
As you can see, this is my first web page that I designed myself. So I would like
to have some FRIENDLY advice on my page, and what I should do with it.
So until then there will be very little change.
My name is Garret. Few things are known about me and my life-style.So here is a
few things that you don't, but could get easily, need to know:
1.I'm blond and MALE so I don't want to hear anything about that.
2.I'm 14.And if your a 14 year old girl,Where do you live?
3.I'm 5'5 and 125 lbs., I'm average height and weight so don't say I'm over weight
or to short.
4.I like to play chess and read books, but call me a nerd and I'll have to open
a can of wope-@$$ on you.
5.I have 4 pets. 2 cats, 1 dog and a rabbit. So don't call me a pet-hater.
6.I have 1 mom and 1 dad. 2 sisters and 1 brother. So I'm not an only child.
7.I'm a good person, I have a good record with the school system and no record
with the police.
8.I DO have a girlfriend so I'm not gay. So don't go there either.
9.There's nothing else to say I guess.
So now you know a few things about me. I might later put up a picture of myself
so you can really see that I'm not bad.I also have friends that will justify that
I'm a good person.Oh, and if you have a cool page, send me the URL and I'll put
it up on my page.
If you haven't guessed or seen yet I'm 14teenager and I am still learning about the world
and the enviorment. So please if you have anything to teach me. Teach at the chat
room links that I have put up.I don't have anything else to put up unless someone tells
me how to put up pictures....^_^
I know what I'll do, I'll post jokes and if anybody has some jokes that they would like
me to post for them. Send them to garretlaborde@hotmail.com and full credit will
go to the person who gave me the joke.
Finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists.
One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an upper crust family;well-
bred,well-connected, and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a redneck
from Southeast Alabama A&M. The rules of the contest required each finalist to
compose a four-line poem in one minute or less, and the poem had to contain the
word "Timbuktu". The Duke graduate went first. About 30 seconds after the clock
started he jumped up and recited this poem:
Slowly across the desert sand,
Trekked the dusty caravan.
Men on camels, two by two,
Destination-Timbuktu.
The audience went wild!!! How, they wondered, could redneck beat that?!The clock
started and the redneck sat in silent thought. Finally, in the last few seconds,
he jumpes and recited:
Tim and me, a-huntin' we went.
Met three hores in a pop-up tent.
They was 3, we was 2,
So I bucked one and Timbuktu:-)
An elderly lady went to the funeral home to make plans for her funeral. She
selected her coffin, and the shape of her headstone. She told the mortictian
there was one thing she was very proud of.... she was still a virgin!!! On her
headstone she wanted:
Born A Virgin, Lived A Virgin, Died A Virgin.
He said he was glad she came in because that much inscription would take lots of time.
The next day, the elderly woman droped dead! With little time to prepare for her
funeral, he shortened her request to:
RETURNED UNOPEN.
If I had offened anybody with these jokes, send me an email
and I will erase(so I won't lose my page)the joke.
I will change the picture when I feel like it.
I take pride in my jokes. So, if you have any jokes they most be funny!
I also have a slogan and it's: Blond, Bold, Beautiful (how do you like that?)
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