Osage Pool - now with 2003 Schedule

• CPR Recertification for Old Guards on MONDAY, June 30 at 8:30am
• Dust off those CPR books, cuz we're recertifying June 30. And there are little joey ukers out there that just may need their lives saved.
• I'm gonna go take a nap because there's absolutely nothing to do.

Noon Swim (maybe it's different now, i dunno)

Monday - Erin T & Penney
Tuesday - Mike & 'bo
Wednesday - Jessie & Tanner
Thursday - Molly & Heater
Friday - Cassondra & Gizzle (fo' shizzle)

Sun June 29 - G,H,R,S,T
Mon June 30 - A,D,E,I,L
Tue July 1 - B,C,F,J,N
Wed July 2 - D,H,K,O,Q
Thu July 3 - E,F,L,M,N
Fri July 4 - K,O,Q,R,T (maint 12, open 1-5. Kent Manages)
Sat July 5 - E,H,L,M,N (Mike Manages)
Sun July 6 - F,G,R,S,T (Mike Manages)
Mon July 7 - B,C,D,I,K
Tue July 8 - E,H,J,O,Q
Wed July 9 - A,B,C,F,I
Thu July 10 - D,J,L,M,N
Fri July 11 - B,C,E,F,I
Sat July 12 - A,H,J,K,O

Jordan Mayer 732-4247
A. Mike Nicholson 732-4724
B. Jason Salier 732-4598
C. Shannon Stricker 732-4841
D. Erin Thompson 713-2038
E. Vanessa Boehmer 732-5474
F. Kelli Gilbert 395-2350
G. Kent Penney 732-4441
H. Katie Jensen 732-3855
I. Justin Salier 732-4598
J. Kelly Mayer 732-5643
K. Hannah Dunlay 832-2075
L. Cassondra Boehmer 732-5474
M. Heather Bentine 732-5709
N. Molly Benge 732-2681
O. Jessi Krause 228-1172
P. Kim Ruehlow 732-3642
Q. Kylie Ruehlow 732-3642
R. Tanner Swenson 732-4628
S. Scott Penney 732-4441
T. Andy Giselson 732-3424

Osage Swimming Pool 732-5241

Pool News

• Employee of the week (belated): Molly Benge, scoring the first save of the season. She selflessly jumped in the water to save "T" as I'll call him, the temporary pool mascot. Had she not rescued it, the bird would've surely died. Unfortunately, while in molly's custody, the bird was allowed to escape, and it's rotting carcass is probably lying somewhere around the guard room right now. Thanks for nothing, Molly.
• Employee of the last couple weeks: Jason Salier, sacrificing his face for our entertainment at a recent pool meeting. After being strapped onto the backboard, with no use of his arms, he decided to go for a little waddle. This short jaunt turned nearly fatal when the backboard fell forward (see attached picture). But it's ok cuz his face broke the fall. I was scared for his life, but once I realized he wouldn't die, I nearly died myself laughing my ass off. Had we had it videotaped, the $10,000 we would've won from america's funniest home video's would've gone towards a killer pool party.
  
  Jason recovered nicely, even managing to kill a bird that flew into the guard room with a little stick. What a day. Not since tom muller's lifesaving has there been a more deserving EOTW.
• The schedule is accurate as of June 3 at 9:08 PM, 1994. If you changed with someone after this, remember it.
• Has anyone noticed that it seems that only savage bird killers get employee of the week? Let's not let this trend continue...
• Drowning Victim of the 20th century: "Lil" Joey Uker, who nearly died in the baby pool back in the 80's.
• Drowning Victim of the 21st century: To Be Determined. Hopefully none.
• Employee of last year: Tom Muller for using his life-saving skills (heimlich maneuver) to save Mallow's life last summer. If it weren't for his cool head and bravery, mallow pry would've ended up choking on that chip. And for making a sweet comeback after taking a year off. We'll won't foget ya Jerky.
• Congratulations to Tom Muller, Jordan Mayer, and Jaydon Olsen; the 2002 pool football champions. Also on the team was Randall Grafft.

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  Email: jordan-mayer@uiowa.edu
  Or Else, email jordan_mayer@hotmail.com