"You are a distinguished hick." - Derek Miller
"OMG, did you know that trains have dims and brights?" -Me
"Hey, those socks were expensive, they were three for 8 bucks!" -Me
"He looked like an ugly version of Colin!"
"That's definitely a take your nuts off kind of firework, be careful!" -Brett
"My cat just had 8 kittens, that's the most she's ever had. That means this time she was really slutty!" -Chelsea
"I wish I was mentally retarded so I had an excuse for being stupid..." -Kally
"Jesus saves! Jesus saves! Jesus saves!" -Kara
"Koochie?" -Cindy
"My foot, what about my foot?!?" -Poppy
"Hey Stacia, I'ts like belly dancing...only with your tongue!" -Erinn
"When I shake my pastor's hand, my pinkie gets stuck." -Annie
"You could put a magnet at the end of their lanes and then they'd really "fly"!" -Dave
"Awethome!" -Stacia
"What's 4 + 9?" -Stacia
"This ketchup...almost said W!" -Kally
"Good thing we arent' sleeping out here tonight, or it'd be really cold." -Kally
"Call me lucious, or whatever you call the devil." -Erinn
"...and then i kicked a fish." -Pat
"Girls are like sick puppies....that die." -Misha
"Paitence is a virtue, but never pay for late pizza." -Bob
"She's got big WHAT?!?" -Naomi
"Cross your legs girls!" -Amber, Stacia, Erinn, Rachel, and Annie
"Didn't your mom have to get rid of the cat because she had allergies and had to take prozac?" -Chelsea
"Hey everyone...Amber's a vetrinarian now!!" -Travis
"Just think...you could've had sex with a truckdriver!" -Uncle Richard
"Yes I'm funny, but looks aren't everything..." -Uncle Jack
"Mt. Dew is the drugger drink." -Uncle Jack
"How do you spell genius?" -Amy "G-E-N-E-S-I-S" -future Med Student
"Ok you prolly moved and it was too quickly that your body used ADP to do the contraction which means no oxygen and your body didn't have enuf potassium to make ATP to break the bond correctly so it got confused and is still tryin to figure it out...if u get the potassium it will straighten out quicker!" -Emily (on why my eyebrow was twitching)
"I fell asleep while totally awake..." -Erik
"Pick a color." -UNO Players "Three!" -John
"Man those people at the Mental institue were kinda psycho." -Kally
"I got lost at Target once, but it was Jacks." -Kally
"Does anybody have a brush brush?" -Stacia
"There's a special place in heaven for you two girls." -Coach Jay
"Five stingray stings, four million meters, two broken shoulders, two sore hips, and a coral reef cut." (sung to the tune of The 12 Days of Christmas) -the Luther swim team on Christmas morning
"Pork chops and applesauce." -Dave LaGrange
"You can take mental picutes..." -Me "Oh, I think I'm all out of film!!" -Kally
"If you take a piece of that calcareous tufa and place it under your pillow...the calcareous tufa fairy will come in at night and leave you a quarter!" -Prof. Kellog
"Stop it Rachel..." -Rachel (to Amber)
"Have you seen my kitty?" -name retained to protect the innocent...
(stacia) "Pick a color." "FIVE!!" -Alana
"I got what I needed." -Andrew
"Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man." -Jack Handey
"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man." -Jack Handey
"You should probably go to the foot doctor...to get that lead removed..." -Mr. Johns
"Hey Crash!" -Mr. Johns
"I want the one with wings..." -excerpt from Wacky Waters trip
"This lane line is molesting me!" -Erinn
"Grass rash...grass rash...grass rash..." -Stacia
"Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons." -Ruth Ann Schabacker
I'm stormin' Normandy!" -Grayson
"Wanna hear the crazy thing that happened to me today....??" -Brian
"Friends are better than chocolate ice cream!" -Cookie Monster
"My butt is wet and it slides on the bench..." -S.J.
"I had a hampster once, but it was a gerbil!" -Chantelle
"Stacia you are celebrating Easter too? I didn't know that you were Catholic!" -Rachel
"Amber, you can read braile?" -Chantelle
"Rock on!" -Dave L.
"He who covers up a misdeed fosters friendship, but he who gossips about it separates friends." -Proverbs 18:9
"If you are fairly certain of success, you will work much harder to reach your goal than if you are fairly certain of failure." -Source unknown
"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while and leave footprints on our hears. And we are never ever the same." -Unknown
