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Not About Me

Who am I you ask.
Who are you to ask such questions?

I am Not Me. My mom doesn't use this name for me, but she swears to much.
Says I swear to much, what does she know?

I am also barefoot a lot.
People give me funny looks.
They're just jealous cause their moms always made them wear shoes.
I also get funny looks for walking around in the rain.
People just don't understand but that's their problem.

I could tell you that I'm a nice, quiet, ordinary person.
But I'd be lying.
In reality, what there is of it, I'm cruelly sarcastic, painfully quiet, and as messed up as anyone else.

This is more about me.

Real Name: *grin*
Web Aliases: NotMe
Species: Who Knows?
Gender: Female
Age: 31
Date of Birth: 03-29-1979
Time of Birth: 08:44 am
Zodiac Sign: Aries
Moon Sign: Aries
Place of Birth: Hampton, IA
Current Residence: Madison, TN
Height: 5'6"
Weight: I dunno... I don't weigh myself
Hair Color: brown
Eye Color: Hazel
Blood Type: Not sure but I'm pretty sure it's red
Blood-borne Pathogens: none known
Plans for Future: Keep remembering to breath
Areas of Study: Photography, English (writing), Business
Favorite Band: Anyone who doesn't give me a headache.
Favorite Movies: Armaggeden, from Dusk til Dawn, Dogma, XXX, and a few dozen more
Favorite TV Shows: Supernatural, Bones, Buffy
Favorite Authors: Dean Koontz, John Saul, Stephen King, Terry Pratchett, other weirdos like that.
Favorite Fictional Character: My best friend
Hobbies: I likes to read, walk in the rain, crochet, sew, cross stitch, draw, paint shtuff, and color. I usually don't have time for any of that though so I just settle for sleeping.
Collections: CDs, pictures, DVDs, sharp n pointies, miscellaneous crap
Favorite Colors: Bu, bwak, burple, and certain shades of gween.
Likes: Good music and having a reason to smile
Pet Peeves: hate-filled people, screaming kids, and being treated like a kid or like I'm stupid (even though I've been known to act both ways)
Admired Traits: the ability to talk
Turn Ons: it's all about the personality
Turn Offs: guys who think they're hot sh*t
Favorite Wonders of the Natural World: rain, sunshine, flowers, rainbows, mud puddles (mud squishes between the toes!), soft grass, wind, dirt, trees, sunrise, sunset, mountains
Personality Type: INFJ which makes me a weirdo!!
Favorite Web Site: not mine
AOL Instant Messenger ID: don't think I have one anymore
Quote: "I miss my ex-husband... but my aim is getting better."
Favorite People:
to give me crap: Jason
to give crap to: My ma (or whoever is handy)
to make animal noises with: Yames
to have sleep at the foot of my bed: Emily
gal: Mrs.S. is the best damn teacher I ever did met.
Favorite seasons: Spring, Summer, and Fall (whenever it's not cold)
Favorite evil things: Licorice, Strawberries, Lemon, Frosted Animal Cookies, Puffcorn, Pringles, and A&W root beer, cause I will eat them 'til I feel sick.
Favorite CD: Billy Falcon's "Pretty Blue World". It's been discontinued and is very hard to find. (I finally got one!!!! Thank you ebay!!! 8/26/00).

Not Me

Don't write to me.get this gear!

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