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Start of forte420 Chat758 buffer: Sun Sep 07 23:04:55 2003
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forte420: you there?
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tyler0091: lol
forte420: okay, everyone here?
tyler0091: all 3 of us
forte420: oh just you wait.
jasonmock55: yep
tyler0091: ok whats the bad news
forte420: oh, its awesome.  jason, if you would.
jasonmock55: alright, tyler, we got the whole couch thing worked out
tyler0091: in what regard
jasonmock55: we came up with a plan and you will be happy to hear that it worked
tyler0091: please god tell me its a good outcome
forte420: it is a perfect outcome.......
jasonmock55: oh yea
tyler0091: wow thank god
forte420: do you believe in the ends justifying the means?
tyler0091: whatd you do??
tyler0091: i suppose 
jasonmock55: see we realized that if we said you were drinking and threw up, my paents would be pissed and probably make you pay
forte420: good answer.  
tyler0091: right
jasonmock55: so, i just explained to my mom that you had been having some stomach problems, and you accidentally shit yourself
tyler0091: .....
tyler0091: are you joking me
forte420: HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
jasonmock55: its cool though, she thought it was really funny, so they arn't pissed at all
tyler0091: incredible
tyler0091: hahahahahahahah so you're mom thinks that there is my feces on your italian leather couch
jasonmock55: oh yea
forte420: and that you slept in it all night
jasonmock55: oh hell yea
tyler0091: i really really hate you but am also very pleased with this
forte420: i think it is funny as shit.
tyler0091: are they going to throw it away or what?
tyler0091: well technically it is funny "as shit"
jasonmock55: after she got over the initial shock she was dying, i'll tell you the whole story tomarrow
jasonmock55: but she thinking we can just take it to a professional cleaner
tyler0091: i really dont think you could pass that off as shit
tyler0091: it didnt smell like shit
tyler0091: did it?
jasonmock55: oh yea it did, my mom actually commented that it did
tyler0091: hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhha
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tyler0091: frankly, i'm speechless
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Nivek976: haha hwassup
tyler0091: i never want to come to your house again
forte420: we just told tyler that now jason's parents think he shit the couch
jasonmock55: dude, i faced your parents after you told them the piss story
Nivek976: hahahhahah that is way too funny
tyler0091: hahahahhahahahahahha oh yeah
tyler0091: very true
forte420: that was the inspiration for the plan.
tyler0091: god damn karma is such a bitch
Nivek976: i cant believe that shit
forte420: he shit everywhere too
jasonmock55: god, yall do not understand
tyler0091: yeah i
tyler0091: really dont understand this at all
Nivek976: did u start cracking up
jasonmock55: naw dude, i actually did really well, my mom did though
Nivek976: im gay im stups
Nivek976: hahahhaha
tyler0091: jesus christ, but she isnt angry at me
Nivek976: i wish i could have seen her fucking face when u said that
forte420: me too man, me too.
tyler0091: ian you heard The Platform by dilated people
tyler0091: s
jasonmock55: god, that was so worth it
Nivek976: hahahahahhahahahh
Nivek976: so whats going on tomarrow night we getting fucked up?
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