QFG: Fan Fiction

Pretty Fly For a Magi

Eattus Hottus Leaddus

(A parody of Pretty Fly for a White Guy)

Spell casting!

What ya’ casting buddy? A spell, a spell!
What ya’ casting buddy? A spell, a spell!
What ya’ casting buddy? A spell, a spell!

And all the Heroes say I’m pretty fly, for a magi.

(Guitar Solo)

Flame Dart, Force Bolt, Calm, Razzle-Dazzle Root Beer!

You know that WIT has got a lot applyees today,
But most of them don’t work out, so we send them all away!
But this new guy’s a hero, and he’s got a lot of heart,
He uses his magic well and he’s really quite smart!
Oh me oh my, have you seen this guy?
His mastery of levitation makes him fly!
See him cast a spell, really well,
he does it all day, he does it all day!
He hardly will, take a mana pill!
And when he wants to write, he conjures up a special quill!
We need more guys like him, so hey! Hey! Do that magic thing!
(Click solo)

What ya’ casting buddy? A spell, a spell!
What ya’ casting buddy? A spell, a spell!
What ya’ casting buddy? A spell, a spell!

And all the Heroes say I’m pretty fly, for a magi.

He is really quite good at, out-smarting evil wizards.
I like the way he saved Naxos, by using several blizzards.
Life’s really quite hard if you’re terminally inept,
and I know he’s really not that, cause he’s magically adept!
In Tarna he, beat the shaman easily,
with several spells he got on a shopping spree!
He really laughed, when he got his staff,
and kicked some ass, and kicked some ass!
And with old Ad, some fun he had!
He knocked him out the window, which really made him mad!
We need more guys like him, so hey! Hey! Do that magic thing!
(Click solo)

In Mordavia he fixed up,
the problems of the men,
he also saved Erana and killed Ad Avis again!
And what about Katrina, that old blood sucker?
Well, though he had her killed,
her faced he wanted to pucker!

What ya’ casting buddy? A spell, a spell!
What ya’ casting buddy? A spell, a spell!
What ya’ casting buddy? A spell, a spell!

Lightning Ball, Boom, Thermo-Nuclear blast!

I really must say,
he saves the day!
And he always is able to keep evil guys at bay.
After a case of Malaria,
He became king of Silmaria,
and he rules quite well, he rules quite well!
He doesn’t like to lose,
nor to booze,
and he always wonders about which type of coffee he should use!
We need more guys like him,
to be wise like him, the world needs more guys like him,
so hey! Hey! Do that magic thing!
(Click solo)

Heroes Can Fight

Timothy Clark TJClark@2Xtreme.net

Heroes can fight.
Heroes can think.
Heroes can swim,
But they can also sink.

When Fighting a Dragon

Timothy Clark TJClark@2Xtreme.net

When fighting a dragon
In times that are dire,
their looks may be hot
but so is their fire.

Goblins and Goons

Timothy Clark TJClark@2Xtreme.net

Goblins and Goons,
Wolves that howl at the moon,
The one most dangerous beast,
Is the one you would expect the least.
It hops and it nibbles,
It laughs and it giggles,
This is really not funny!
Beware of the bunny!
The bunny may look as cute as can be,
But it's the most dangerous beast you ever will see!
Some are big, some are small,
Some are short, some are tall,
You may think the bunny is a dud,
But it'll suck up your blood!

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