Keepin' It 'N Sync with...
Have you ever read/heard an interview 'N Sync gave and wondered, what were thinking? Well, we have some classic examples of some interesting quotes.
" "N Sync is very hormonal but morally grounded." JC said during the MTV special where 'N Sync chose their top 40 videos.
Do you have any quotes. If you do, email me.
Now here are some of the quotes that Amanda, Candace, Lori and Jami have all said. We were bored one day and I wrote down the stupid things we said. There are ALOT more to come this is just a little bit from when Lori, Amanda and I went to the mall. Enjoy.
"Seriously, we need some help." Chris said during the MTV special.
"If you wanna embarass us, bring Joey out on stage." Said by Chris about what embarasses the guys.
"Look woman, if you don't know who your callin' then hang up and try the number again." Said by Justin during a Rick Dee's radio interview. (he was commenting on people calling him on his cell phone and then hanging up without saying anything).
"Do you mind if we vent a little, we have issues."said by Chris during the Rick Dee's interview.
These will have my own little comments behind them....*L*C'Mon, you have to admit...they are to funny sometimes.
"You find the weirdest comfortable positions. Luckily I am smaller than the other guy, so I've got my feet tucked into that airplane pocket. That is, until we got rich and famous and use first class all the time." -Chris(Hmmm, lots of useful information for Candace is those few short sentences...)
JC: "We're glad you guys aren't running around naked onstage." (wait, what? We are?)
Justin: "I hope he doesn't puke on me, that would be really bad." (ya think?)
Justin: "oh, Your NOT pressing that button!" (Oh yes I am!)
Chris: "He designed that, I'm going to hit him in his head." (No, just press the button.)
Lance: "Everytime I'm on something that moves, it just rocks me to sleep."(*L*okay, this one is just WAY to easy)
Joey: "Lance with the hands all over the place."
Chris: "You're the 10th caller...That we called" (and what are you calling about Chris? Not promoting a 900 number are we? *Dang that was mean...I love Chris y'all, really I do.*)
Justin: "Happy little Busta, left a happy little present in my bunk." (awwww, poor baby)
Joey: "I can sit next to you and hold your hand if you want to." (um, why don't you sit next to Lori *okay, in real life, I would jump at the chance to hold his hand, really*)
Joey: "I'll bring a hat." (I'll bring a feather)
Chris: "We'll definately need a barf bag if Lance comes." (ummmm, that's a tempting invitation and everything, but why don't we leave Lance on the ground.)
Chris: "yes I'm a master Thespian! But I like the girls still!" (okay, Candace is very happy)
Chris: *AAAANK* No, thank you for playing though. (what's my consolation prize?)
Chris: "I used to tell everybody I had a pet tree and I used to take it for walks in a wagon..and it use to pee on dogs...but now I have a dog..." (okay, this could explain alot)
Chris: "Say hello to my two friends!
Lance: "I just like the letters P-M-S"
(okay...no comment)
Lance: "You know what a pecan is right? Well, it's a nut, in a shell and butter is butter, but it's sweet. NEVERMIND! Chocolate Chip!"
Chris: "I'm just the most intelligent man of the band." (Oh good grief, we're all in trouble now)
Chris: "We throw Lance to the wolves."
Chris: "that's JC the wonder years."
JC: "You're grounded!" (*L* I can actually hear him saying this)
Chris: Check out my hat. I had a cool hat.
Lance: Check out how young we looked. You (CHRIS) look the same 'cause your a loser." *Chris then proceeds to jump on Lance and tries to strangle him* (C'Mon everyone, group hug?)
Lance: I'm Lance
Justin: And I'm Justin...and we're the important ones, so we're the only one's here.
Justin: Yo mama....you ain't even know my name.
Chris: JC has officially named his name Fred now.
JC: That's my stage name-stage name..."
Chris: He wants to be called Fred, and nothing. Just Fred...
JC: 'Cause it just flows. Ffrreeddddd
Chris: Like Butta
JC: I have nooooothhhhhinnnnngggg!
Chris: He has a needle-a-phobia
JC: I do not mess around with that kinda mess, man. That's not my deal
Chris: He's even scared of really pointy pencil's
JC: When I write, I write with a DULL pencil. That's right!
Justin: She was talkin' about my man's dreads!
Justin: I just want to sit down
Girl in audience: Justin you can sit on my lap!
Justin: Exxxccccuuuuuuseeeee me? I don't even know you."
JC: Everyone thinks I like to sleep. It's not that I like to sleep, it's that I don't like to get up.
Joey: I could bite my toenails. I don't want to but I could.
Justin and JC: Lance got a big old butt, I know I told ya I be true, cuz Lance got a big old butt, so I'm eatin' you.
Chris: We want Lance! We want Lance! We Want Lance!...And we got Lance!...The 4 of us are replaceable, but Lance is irreplaceable. He's albino...quit lying, he's a Mississippian Albino. They're very rare in this part of the country....Well we were out albino hunting one day...Lance knows exactly what it is. Tell 'em Lance....so much for your irreplaceablity.
Justin and Chris: Hi! We're here. You were worried about us, but now we're here. You thought we quit, didn't you? We didn't. We're not going duet.
Justin: My middle name is Danger! No, actually it's Randall
Justin: I think Santa was muching on my oreo cookies. He was likin' 'em, so I got good presents that year.
Justin: I'm in the star....I felt so special that people feel obligated to make up stories about me."
Justin: How convienent since I'm sick.
Justin: I told her montel!
Justin: I'm Justin and I'm 21 (ha ha), and maybe not, I'm 17 and from Memphis, Tennessee.
Justin: I'm gettin' jiggy, baby!
Justin: No, we're single and ready to mingle. Right Joey?
Justin: Man, I thought we had 'em. I though we was you know, on the run. But, Damon Stoudamire...dem quick hands just came wid it. Couldn't stop him man...I know Jason and Keenan junior all ova dere, knockin' on my haircut but, that's aight cuz, you know, I still love 'em.
Justin: That was my 15 year old sex scene. Um, there was originally a girl there but they took her out because they thought it was a little too provocative. And you know, with all that computer animation stuff they can do all that."
Justin: You stole my answer. Um, I like AJ. He's a cutie.
Justin: Give me back my lunch money.
Justin: Yeah, I got her digits
Justin: Yeah, it smells pretty girly!
Justin to Lance: Whatchu talkin' about little brain Willis?
Justin: "Hey...I ain't got nobody to dance wit!
Justin: I'm coming home grandma
Justin: Don't take all of it genius
Justin: THe water came up, like it often does, when the tide comes in, splashed up against a rock, totally hit us with a tidal wave. Chris fell over, I fell on top of him.
Justin: If God isn't a Tarheels fan, then why is the sky Carolina blue?
Quotes from June 10, 1999
Jami: 'Cause Lance is from Missi-freakin'-ssippi.
Amanda: Contrary to popular belief, water IS wet.
Lori: I want to be the name Joey screams at night.
Amanda to Lori: You weigh 101 lbs.? You disgusting pig.
Jami (reading sign that says Drinks to Links): Drinks to Links? Huh? What? I don't get it.
Lori to Jami: You weigh 105? Last time you weighed less than me. We keep switching. It's like, here, take some of mine this time.
Lori: She's been to Florida. It doesn't matter if you've had a heart attack in Florida. You'll come back looking rested. I'd be like, ahhh, I was in Florida.
Lori: I tried to stick my arm through thru this hole, but it's to small.
Lori: Oh I wanna ride that.
Lori: I'm like JC, I don't know what's in it but it relieves my pain.
Amanda: We're getting plastic covers.
Jami: Not to be confused with Rubber covers.
Lori (when she sat on her JC sticker): I sat on JC, now he's mine.
Lori(note:Lori named her car Lance): I wonder if Lance gets pains everytime I hurt my car.
Amanda:Labor Pains, Oh God.
Jami: Oh God.
Lori: I used bath powder on my face today
Jami: I'm like the reporter you never want around
Amanda: Jami reports the truth
Jami:Or at least my version of it.
Amanda: Look it's a weiner truck
Lori: That's not a weiner truck...it's at an auto parts store. Those aren't sausages, they are auto parts.
I know, I know, I should probably put up some new 'N Sync quotes, but I wanted to get these up.
Amanda: Whoa! Jami had a relevation.
Lori: I'm driving with the wrong foot.
Jami: Y'all are weird
Amanda: Thank you
Lori: Stick your gun in my holster, baby.
Jami: What's up wit dat?
Lori: Thank you Justin
Amanda: Kamakazie Birds!
Lori: (off tune) Gary, Indiana. Gary, Indiana
Amanda: (barks)
Lori: Aw, he's lifting his leg, isn't that cute.
Amanda: I beeped
Lori: It must be a prositute. 'Manda get out and pimp him.
Amanda: That's your job description
Lori: Have you been reading my files? Joey made those strickly for office purposes only.
Amanda: We don't want to know what you do in the office.
Lori: No you don't. I bet Joey has a file on you.
Amanda: Probably
Lori: He knows what you and Lance really do when you 'ride horses'. All the uses of leather.
Lori: We drive 10 in Mississippi. We drive 15 in Tennessee. We drive 55 in New York. In Washinton, D.C. we hop on Bill Clinton. In Orlando we hop on Britney Spears. In Penn. you don't drive, you hop on a donkey.
Lori: fembot
Lori: I liked the part where Austin Powers underwear were hanging on the lamp. Dear God, don't write that down.
Lori: word of the week, huger. Do you think Lance could be huger?
Amanda: (to Lori's comment about Justin being the baby of the group) That's why he's endorsing huggies pull-ups.
Amanda: Dribble Dribble
Lori: That's Justin's saying. Dribble dribble
Lori: Yoda has eyes like Lance
Amanda: Lance's are prettier
Lori: No, Yoda's is.
Amanda: Lori has a thing for Yoda.
Amanda: Are you suggesting that JC will look like Yoda in 10 years?
Lori: How do you plan on getting to Lance, through Toby?
Amanda: yeah, I have a seance every night.
Lori: You just wrote Yoda's is. Your starting to talk like Justin now.
Lori: I eat with my fingers, Jami
Lori: I am one sassy b*tch, aren't I?
Lori: Give it to me, Joey
Lori: This song's about Justin (pretty fly for a white guy).
Lori: Oh Joey, Oh Joey, You can always hop on Joey, Hey Hey do the nasty thing, He asked for a 13 but they drew a 69. In his mind he's got a leather whip. He gets it everyday. You'll never have to fake.
Amanda: I'm guessing she doesn't think Joey will see this.
Lori: My mouth always gets me in trouble.
Lori: It's freakin' clown music...not just clown music, freakin' clown music. (okay, I replaced her words with freakin'...you can guess what they were really).
Lori: Ohhh, tangy!
Lori: Amanda rides a 3-legged mule
Amanda: Jami is your hand going to fall off from writing?
Jami: yeah
Lori: You can have J.C.'s
Lori: Beer Garden? They're growing beer now. Men, come and piss on the ground.
Amanda: Damn, they took the trampoline down.
Lori: No more squeeky squeeky?
Lori: It's not so much the smell but the burning of my eyes...UGH! THE SMELL!
Lori: AH! My eyes. He's naked!
Lori: Testicles. I like to say testicles
Lori: I drove into you (Joey) 'cause I was having an orgasm when I saw you
Amanda: What's that in the road? Ramp it!
Lori: (speeds up towards it)I'll do it god-damn it. I'm crazy enough to do it!
Amanda: You dildo!
Lori: Joey and Lori Fatone. Do it til your dizzy
Amanda: That's fine Lori, but what do you do with the other 23 hours?
Lori: TWINKIES!
Amanda: Whip Cream
Lori: Polish Sausage
Lori: Other fans like him 'cause he's hot. I just want his body. I'M JOKING!
Lori: Bang your head Amanda!
Amanda: I did!
Lori: BANG YOUR HEAD AMANDA! BangCock!
Jami: (talking about the Charlie Brown Song, you know,where he's talking about everyone making fun of him) This is Lance's song.
Amanda: I won't pick on him. I'll make it all better.
Lori: Whenever I want to make a wish I do this...(rubs her Joey sticker on her steering wheel)he squeeks.
Amanda: JC scored.
Lori: That's Joey's saying...Taking is to easy
Lori: I can see 'N Sync singing to this (Spice Girls, Wannabe)
Lori: That's Joey..conforms to every part of your body.
Lori: Joey gave me a fever
Lori: I wake up every morning with my mom standing over me saying, "Don't smoke pot!". No one ever told JC.*tsk tsk*
Amanda: No one ever told JC what to many caffiene pills can do to ya!
Lori: It's Justin's theme song (I'm a boogie man)
Jami: I like the 'N Sync version better (more than a feeling). It's just not the same!
Jami: It's my pimp cat!
Lori: Hey Joey would like him
Lori: Dot.com...that's my middle name.
Amanda: I called that stick
Amanda: You broke my nail you b*tch
Lori: Don't honk my horn.
Lori: Next time you do that Joey will bite you..grrrr
Amanda: I always thought Joey was part mutt
Lori: BIG BASS!! BIG BASS!!
Amanda: I have permanent whip lash now. You freakin' dildo! She's licking her steering wheel! (remember the Joey sticker?)
Lori: Don't do that to the good looking bitch (meaning her)
Amanda: Lori has the choppers out
Lori: Joey better watch out
Amanda: Jami, your not speaking very much
Jami: I'm to busy writing
Amanda: Jami, speak to me. I miss you! Your just in the back seat but I still miss you.
Lori: That's what Justin said to her.
Lori: Don't smoke pot!
Amanda; I'm going insane!
Lori: There's something cold in my pants leg. It's not Joey. It must be Lance. (Amanda grabs her) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Lori: I get the feelin' your not vibin'
Lori: Justin do you have any radio waves coming out of that region?
Lori: Come baby Come!
Lori: Hi!
Amanda: How are you?
Lori: I'm tasty
Lori: Do you notice that Justin never laughs. He just opens his mouth. It's from kissing Britney. It's like when he touched her part of his brain melted.
Lori: Do I have to grab my horn so you can't blow it
Amanda: BIRDIE!
Lori: There's that woman again. Let's follow her. We'll drive like 5 mph behind her
Lori: I learned to HA HA from 'N Sync.
Lori: Brake Light Morse Code
Lori: One continous brake means STOP!
Lori: Stop it! There's old people in there. Y'all will give them a heart attack
Lori: I have a big mouth 'cause I'm from Mississippi
Lori: Aren't you going to eat your mushrooms
Candace: I hate mushrooms
Amanda: (mimicking girls from fanatic) We don't eat mushrooms 'cause Lance hates mushrooms
Lori: Jesus, it smells like cat fart
Lori: God damn dickulas
Amanda: Frick, Frack
Lori: Foot
Lori: I think her's is growing out of her nose. Mine's growing outta my A**.
Amanda: Mine just is
Candace: I DO!
Jami: Frick and Frack are frucked up! (okay, to get this you should know that Lori and Amanda are frick and frack. Candace is Freak and I'm fruck.)
Lori: It's a BISH!
Jami: I use to do them all the time
Lori: Just stick it in me anywhere.
Lori: Okay I'm here, just shoot me up
Lori: I'm going to be gassy tonight
Lori: What the hell is this. It sounds like a sick cow
Amanda: I can't eat til I burp. Think Burpish thoughts
Lori: Think Joey Think Joey
Candace: It's limp. It's limp. It's a limp chip.
Lori and Candace: Ride it Ride it!
Candace: Silky!
Candace: I thought it was some sort of rabid bug
Lori and Candace: Is that Brad?
Jami: I have that picture of you with the Firm Buns book Brad.
Brad: So how am I doing?
Candace, Amanda, Lori and Jami: FINE!
Lori: Go in God Dammit!
Lori: Look, you got my windshield wipers up
Amanda: I didn't get them up, you did
Lori: No I didn't
Lori: I didn't even know i got them up
Lori: Scrotum
Jami: Okay, you both have sticks
Jami: Moline
Amanda: They said the Mark in Moline
Jami: It's wrestling though
Lori: That could be Joey (okay, Moline is where we went to the 'N Sync concert)
Lori: That birds pecking! PECK! PECK! PECK! PECK!
Jami: Your tongue is going to get stuck to Joey
Lori: GOD DAMMIT! I'll lick him up and down
Lori:hmmmm,fruit flavored
Lori: It's stuck to my lip!
Lori: Stick it on your tongue and suck!
Amanda: My fudge sickle made noises last night
Lori: Looks like a fry, tastes like a fry. I don't think it's a fry.
Okay....we are in a resturant and I Drive Myself Crazy comes over the radio. Candace, Amanda and Lori freak out and I laugh...Lori drops her food.
Amanda: Control. Don't cry!
Lori: I Drive Myself..hello!
Candace: Chris sang to me
Lori: Joey just came over and went huh (pelvic thrust) in my face
Candace: Chris was in my room
Jami: You had better squash Justin
Amanda: Whack, whack, whack!
Lori: Don't have a thrombo!
Amanda: I feel like Joey tonight! Joey is a rodent! I don't want him!
Lori: As I recall, Chris is a rodent to. Chris is the tit mouse
Lori: Britney is the village pussy cat. Everyone's fed her some cream
Lori: that's Chris' new nickname...Crapatrick
Amanda: Lori has the most quotes 'cause she has the biggest mouth
Lori: Let's watch cars for hot guys! Ok, old man, woman, old guys..ewwwwww, bald guy, woman, hello! HOT GUY! ewwwwww, bald guy...
Lori: Huh! I got the squirrel
Lori: He does look kinda attractive
Candace: He does?
Lori: In a certain kind of light
Candace and Lori: The dark!
Lori: See ya next friday!
Lori: It juices, it makes hundreds of curly fries. It does laundry and so much more
Lori: I have an obsession with yelling really weird words really loud! I mean, you could be standing on the street and I would yell "HI" and it would be cool but if I yelled "PENIS" you'd be like, who is that nut?
Candace: It's pink!
Candace: I do that too!
Amanda: Look at the flashing lights on that apple
Lori: I just can't stop touching it
Lori: Do you notice that sometimes I actually LIKE not flirting sometimes
Lori: I have invented a new music-Disco-country
Candace: there are no lickable people around here
Candace: people are going to come up to me and say, ahhh your shoes are loud
Amanda: Do I push your buttons Lori?
Lori: I seem to attract red cars...and green ones too, hmmmm, oh yeah, they usually have men in 'em too!
Lori: I limber up pretty quickly
Lori: I just trod in something brown and it's not chocolate cake!
Lori: Oops, It turns out glass isn't as pliable as I thought it would be
Lori: Pelvic thrust good!
Lori: It's to long, -abnormally long
Lori: I can't believe it's not wood-spray
Lori: Hey all the hot guys are going in the other directoin! Follow those cars!
Lori: They are probably like P-what?
Lori: Let yourself go 'Manda. Come on, PENIS!
Candace: Hee Hee! That's my evil laugh
Lori:....weird activity with squirrels?
Manda: How to get the most from your squirrel...Nut cracking and you...Damn it my sack is defective! It's got a hole in it!
Lori: Nuts goes nuts for nuts!
Lori: Just keep pattin' it Candace!
Amanda: Oh, there are beans in my squirrel!
Lori: That's one big gun,baby!
Lori: Oh my god, look at all those naked men! Do we have naked men where we live?
Lori: Me like Ricky Martin
Lori: Pelvic Thrusts Everyone!
Amanda: Now Lance and I both have nuts....THE SQUIRREL!
Lori: Nuts is furry. The whiskers are crooked!
Candace: I want to be on a herbal essance commerical
Amanda: Fetch the condiments
Lori: The tide came in and his pants, I mean, paints fell, now his art is on his smell, I mean shell!
Lori: Mr. Stirling is a nippo!
Chrissy: What's a nippo?
Amanda: Lori! Don't put your condiments on the window sill.
Lori: Shhhhh, not so loud Mommy!
Lori: It's called Big Bertha
Amanda: My eraser is longer than yours
Amanda: This is a miniature version of the nuts I gave Lance...THE SQUIRREL!
Lori: Hey, nuts is the same in every language
Lori: I can rhyme! I can rhyme!
Lori: Where is my freakin' coke! I want my freakin' coke!
Jami: Mama like! Mama like!
Lori: If you're not alive, you're dead.
Amanda: I got a wedge
Candace: 'Manda's got a wedgie!
Amanda: I would like a green wedge
Amanda: I broke my toy
Amanda: We're the Klan
Candace: They were carrying this big two by four. They were like, let's go get that big piece of wood!
Lori: I got a sexy body
Lori: I'm damn sexy too
Jami: She's modest too
Jami: I can't feel my leg
Jami: Did you at least crack a window
Amanda: Where's your pimp cat, Jami?
Lori: Ohhhh, a pimp coat. I've always wanted one
Amanda: We resorted to rolling quarters down the hallway
Lori: Then they rolled the convict out.
Lori: I have the equivalent of two mouths
Lori: Amanda's having a spasm
Lori: They are like little people running through my veins
Lori: She's developing a twitch
Lori: He grates cheese on it
Lori: Am I ever satisfied?
Jami: I'll take you on video boy!
Amanda: I'd like to know what happened to my lemon. I lost my lemon. I'm mad, I was really attatched to my lemon. I should really shut up now.
Lori: Whacka Whacka!
Lori: Don't you wanna play with a little Will Smith?
Amanda: I'd rather play with a big Will Smith. I shouldn't have said that!
Jami: The Backstreet Boys have a thing for humping the stage.
Lori: But that's good for us 'cause 'N Sync doesn't hump things...in public.
Jami: At least not that we know of
Lori: I'll bring you the misshapen ones.
Lori: Don't love on me, I've had enough love for the week
Lori: Bite me! I Dare you!
Lori: I just snorted and you missed it!
Amanda: Your feeding the cat cappacino?
Lori: I'm wearing your underwear Joey
Jami: He keeps licking
Lori: Your cat's still lickin'
Lori: stop sucking 'N Sync!
Lori: I don't want the Willies!
Lori: If I had a dime for every time I said, "He handcuffed me to the chair!"
Jami: 5 days to the Backstreet Boys concert on Disney *rolls eyes*
Lori: Ohmigod! Hold me!
Jami: *dryly* I'm soooo excited. Tingle Tingle
Lori: I didn't even realize you were listening to me, I shouldn't have said most of this.
Lori: I didn't realize how many dirty things I say until I read these quotes.
Lori: No! It's a clown
Lori: It's a bad thing if you stick your tongue out 'cause I'll grab it. Don't write that down! NOOOOO!
Lori: Don't get stiff on me!
Amanda: Write that down!
Lori: I HATE YOU!
Lori: Cat, I'm not going to be pimped by you so give it up!
Lori: Jami, your cats molesting me!
Lori: Your cats head likes my leg
Lori: I can't do anything one handed
Lori: I name my burps. That one's Joe
Lori: It's not stiff anymore. Look it's not stiff. If you play with it enough it gets stiff. (just for the record, she was talking about my cats neck)
Amanda: that's the third time you've had to tell that cat no!
Lori: It's like a venus fly trap. It gets in a compromising postion and waits for something to happen. I hate myself for not shutting up.
Amanda: We are going to have to tape your mouth shut!
Amanda: We took a course on how to handle our men!
I know, I know, we are strange...oh well. And we aren't as perverted as it sounds. Remember alot of our quotes are taken WAY out of context. And the reason I don't have alot of quotes up is 'cause I'm usually to busy jotting down quotes to say much, and....*L* I don't write down what I say. There are alot more to come. Plus I have some new 'N Sync quotes that will be going up soon.
