Top Ten Reasons Why I Don't Have Top Ten Lists
10. I like to go beyond the norm.
9. I shouldn't have to list my reasons for anything.
8. I don't think anyone actually reads top-ten lists.
7. I don't think anyone cares why I think Kevin is hot or Nick is repulsive.
6. The aliens programmed me not to.
5. My time is taken up with other things.
4. I can never think of enough reasons.
3. I can never think of enough reasons.
2. I can never think of enough reasons.
My number 1 reason.....Why do you care what my reasons are?
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