You know you are from a small town if...
** You can name everyone you graduated with. (guilty)
** You know what 4-H is. (guilty, use to be vice-president of my 4H club)
** You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle of a dirt road (guilty)
** You used to drag "main."
** You said the 'f' word and your parents knew within the hour. (guilty)
** You schedule parties around the schedule of different police officers, since you know which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't-same goes with the game warden (guilty)
** You ever went cow-tipping or snipe hunting
** School gets canceled for state events.
** You could never buy cigarettes because all the
store clerks knew how old you were (and if you were old enough they'd tell your parents anyhow). (guilty)
** When you did find someone old enough and brave enough to buy cigarettes, you still had to go out to the country and drive on back roads to smoke them.
** You were ever in the Homecoming parade. (guilty)
** You have ever gone home for Homecoming. (guilty)
** It was cool to date someone from the neighboring town. (guilty)
** You had senior skip day.
** The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
** You don't give directions by street names or
directions by references (turn by Nelson's house, go two blocks east Anderson's, and it's four houses left of the track field). (guilty)
** The cc golf course had only 9 holes
** You can't help but date a friend's
ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend (guilty)
** Your car stays filthy because of the dirt roads,
and you will never own a dark vehicle for this reason
** You think kids that ride skateboards are weird
** The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snooty", but is actually just like your town (guilty)
** Getting paid minimum wage is considered a
raise
** You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980
as the "rich people"
** The people in the city dress funny, then you
pick- up on the trend two years later (guilty)
** You bragged to your friends because you got pipes
on your truck for your birthday
** Anyone you want can be found at either the Dairy Queen or the feed store
** You see at least one friend a week driving a
tractor through town
** Football coaches suggest that you haul hay for
the summer to get stronger
** Directions are given using "the" stop light as a
reference
** The city council meets at the coffee shop
** Your letter jacket was worn after your 19th birthday
** You have ever taken a trailer or dog to school on
a daily basis
** Weekend excitement involves a trip to a Wal-Mart
** Even the ugly people enter beauty pageants.
** You decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask if you need a ride (guilty)
** Your teachers calls you by your older siblings
names (Guilty)
** Your teachers remember when they taught your parents (Guilty *coughMr.Shortcough)
** You can charge at all the local stores
** The closest McDonald's is 45 miles away
** So is the closest mall
** It is normal to see an old man riding through
town on a riding lawn mower (guilty)
** You laugh your butt off reading this because you
know they're all true and forward it to everyone who lives in your town! (because you know them all!) (guilty)