I'm one of those people who loves to take personality tests...so here are my results...so you can learn about the inner me.
Test 1
You are most like a COCKER SPANIEL. You are probably characterized by a sweet and energetic demeanor. You have a natural ability to attract attention just by being your flirtatious and outgoing self. Most likely, you have a subtle way of charming people by demonstrating your friendly and well-rounded personality. In fact, it is very difficult for people not to like you. You are a pleasure to be around, and your attractive yet humble ways make you a popular and admired person.
Test 2
My Celebrity Match is...Brad Pitt.
You seem to be looking for someone who is sensitive to all your emotional needs, and at the same time -- outrageously handsome. Your choices reflect an appreciation for the romantically boyish, mixed with a desire for the passionate affair. We think that you are a perfect match with America's golden boy. This blue-eyed babe, with flaxen hair and a disarmingly sexy smile, will sweep you off your feet. His athletic build and clean-cut charm are matched only by his desire to keep you satisfied. We can picture a perfect date between you two: Just imagine a night at the drive in, one milkshake - two straws - need we say more?
Test 3
Okay, According to test three my marriage date will be June 8, 2002. And it also says: On the social front, you are pretty serious marriage material. As you read this, forces beyond your control are aligning to put you on the altar with Mr. Right. It's you, girl. Your number is up, and someone out there is just dying to pop you the question. There's no need to book a flight to Vegas, but you might want to start thinking about your wedding gown. Emotionally, you seem to be very ready for marriage. You have got what it takes to run the distance, and all signs are "go." In our opinion, Mr. Right clearly senses your readiness, and is just gathering the courage to pop the question. Maybe a few subtle hints will do the trick, like mentioning how much you love diamonds, or asking whether you look good in bridal white. You have very few sexually motivated reasons for avoiding marriage. Of course, the carefree single life can pose a strong attraction, but you probably prefer the thought of devoting yourself to one person. It's true that there are a lot of unsolved mysteries out there, but once you've found the right person, it's time to close shop. Congratulations on having the strength and security to know what's right for you.
Test 4
DIANA, the Goddess of the Virgin Wild.
You are extremely desirable, but untouchable. As the deity of chastity and virginity, you live by your values. Your sexual desires simmer beneath a firm moral resolve. But you are far from a prude! The natural sensuality that you exude just makes you all the more desirable to your suitors. They know that your bedroom is a shrine, and you won't share it with just anyone. You leave a trail of heartbroken men behind you, wherever you go. You probably take sex very seriously, and share it only with someone that you love. You truly enjoy the romance of courtship, but you stick to the ideals you've set for yourself. Any guy who doesn't respect your boundaries is ancient history. You truly understand the meaning of love, and will not settle for anything less than what you consider perfect. For the lucky guy who finds his way to your heart, suddenly the light comes shining down from the heavens. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess!
Test 5
This is the results of a color test where I had to pick the colors that made me feel the best. Here's what it said: My existing situation-Under considerable stress due to the demands of the existing situation. Trying to extricate herself from the things which restrict her or tie her down. My stress Sources-
Eager to make a good impression, but worried and doubtful about the likelihood of succeeding. Feels that she has a right to anything she might hope for, and becomes helpless and distressed when circumstances go against her. Finds the mere possibility of failure most upsetting and this can even lead to nervous prostration. Sees herself as a 'victim' who has been misled and abused, mistakes this dramatization for reality and tries to convince herself that her failure to achieve standing and recognition is the fault of others. My restrained characteristics-Becomes distressed when her needs or desires are misunderstood and feels that she has no one to turn to or rely on. Egocentric and therefore quick to take offense.
Able to achieve satisfaction through sexual activity.
My desired objective-Needs a peaceful environment. Wants release from stress, and freedom from conflicts or disagreement. Takes pains to control the situation and its problems by proceeding cautiously. Has sensitivity of feeling and a fine eye for detail.
My Actual Problem-Disappointment at the non-fulfillment of her hopes and the fear that to formulate fresh goals will only lead to further setbacks have resulted in considerable anxiety. She is trying to escape from this into a peaceful and harmonious relationship, protecting her from dissatisfaction and lack of appreciation. My actual problem number 2-
Depleted vitality has created an intolerance for any further stimulation, or demands on her resources. A feeling of powerlessness subjects her to agitation and acute distress. Tries to escape from this by relinquishing the struggle, and by finding peaceful and restful conditions in which to recuperate in an atmosphere of affection and security.
Test 6
As a rule, your totally straight-up guy strategy is a good thing. You probably think that being honest is the best way to get what you want—and to avoid hurting anyone else in the process—and generally speaking, you’re right. “Guys are so overwhelmed by their hormones, they’re just happy that you’re interested,” says Dr. Pinsky. But remember—it’s also OK not to call him back the second you walk in the door, and when he says, “I was wondering . . .” let him complete his sentence before you blurt out that enthusiastic Yes!
Test 7
You're an incurable romantic, loving, sensitive, and willing to make sacrifices for the one you love
Test 8
This was another color test: Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are affectionate and sensitive to their partner's needs. They consider love making a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than firery aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate -- never seeking outside interests.
This is what I'm like according to the Chinese Sign...I don't think this sounds much like me, but oh well.
ROOSTER is the sign
AUTUMN is your season.
SEPTEMBER is your month.
Personality :
Your bright red comb frightens bad spirits away in Chinese tradition. Protected from them, you don't hesitate parading around ostentatiously in public. Hungry for honors and medals, you love to be recognized for your talents at their just value and to be congratulated in all circumstances. Spiteful people who criticize you quickly get clawed because you hate being criticized. Your best quality is your frankness. You always say what you think even at the risk of hurting those close to you. Yet you always hide your real feelings out of an extreme sense of propriety because you can't stand people meddling in your affairs. In public, you are a true Rooster: an extravagant dandy who is curious about everything, you strut down the street - a smooth talker who loves to be the center of attention. Appearances are more important to you than what's inside. If people don't look at you, you get depressed. You will happily spend hours before the mirror to admire your wonderful, flamboyant feathers. But your attention to detail and perfectionist nature sometimes make you forget the essential. A loyal and courageous friend, you don't hesitate attacking if you need to defend them, even if the battle seems lost in advance. You respect the rules whatever happens because you are a real conformist. Your fault: You are somewhat narcissistic and pedantic.
Work :
You have your feet on ground and your head in the accounts! An expert planner and master of beautiful discourses, you excel at organizing and directing the work of others on a well-outlined path. You use tested methods rather than trying to initiate new ones, but methods as old as the world allow you to make money easily. You know your work and how to take measured risks. Risky undertakings make you "sick". Although your obsessive perfectionism tends to slow you down, it also helps you to avoid certain traps. When you have succeeded in a mission, your superiors would be well advised to show their appreciation. Honors and recognition motivate you like the devil!
Money :
Your qualities as a manager help you to invest wisely and you often save the ante as well; you back down before no expense to shine in the eyes of society: sumptuous dinners, dressing to the nines, the hottest cars, showy jewelry, etc. Those close to you have to keep up the pace and style, which makes you look generous in their eyes. In fact, only your friends profit: you are generous only because you care about how you look in the eyes of society; you are very stingy with those you do not know and keep a rigorous account of expenses, stopping yourself before you go into the red.
Love :
As a conformist, you prefer stability to adventure and simple sentiments to passionate ones. But living with you can be trying because you don't hesitate commenting on the pimple your partner has on their nose or the ugly bulge around their waist while you yourself, accept no criticism. You are incorrigibly jealous and tolerate no rival. If your partner has the misfortune to look elsewhere you quickly become aggressive. To seduce you, your partner must find you irresistible, take care of your every need, be understanding, and have a taste for social life.
The Rooster in the Year of the Dragon:
Enlightening, Comfortable
The blatantly honest atmosphere of the Dragon Year will suit the Rooster quite well. Yours is a forthright and quick thinking nature that can ride the waves of unpredictability relatively well. Chances are that you'll stick to what you know to be tried, tested and true during turbulent times. Bold and uncensored comments and opinions from others may be most refreshing to you, as truth is something you highly value. Relationships formed during this next year are apt to be the real thing as a result of this. Socially, you find yourself quite busy and this is also right up your alley. Your love of attention will flourish, however, don't be too surprised if your feathers get ruffled every now and then. Some outspoken comments may not be what you want to hear. Your sense of practicality and resourcefulness will ensure an adequate flow of money. It's definitely the time to speak up for what you want in your career and personal life.
This is what I was told when I had my palm read:
You have a good imagination, and often exhibit sensitivity to others.
At times, you may tend to be overly sensitive to criticism. You can be excessively cautious or narrow in your outlook unless you receive the right kind of encouragement.
You are inclined to change your mind about things fairly often.
You have so many interests that you may have trouble deciding which ones to pursue.
You have plenty of inner ambition, but you need to beware of a tendency toward indecisiveness.
You are a warm hearted person, with much love to give. You probably like children, and exhibit many playful characteristics.
There may be times in your life when you give in to feelings of sadness or depression.
You are likely to make decisions based on intuition or feelings rather than intellect. Your emotions sometimes overpower your common sense.
You are naturally charming and inclined to be flirtatious.
There are inconsistencies in your energy level, possibly triggered by external factors or emotional changes.
You have a basically strong constitution, and should enjoy good health most of the time.
You were probably given a good start in life by your parents. This could be based on your general upbringing, or on physical characteristics you inherited.
No matter what other factors influence your personality, there is an under lying sense of practicality that you can draw on if you wish.
My Luck Sign:
Material comfort and security are areas related to your luck. To attract luck, make sure you are in a place where you have your feet on the ground and your head in finances and issues related to security. Careers such as investment consultant or gourmet chef are ideal for you -- as you like to make sure others are enjoying the good life as much as you. Learn to curb your tendency to overindulge if you want luck to be more present in your life.
My Karma Sign:
You associate security with material gain and have a deep fear of poverty. You either overvalue or undervalue your possessions and assets. Unconditional love is difficult for you because you always expect some compensation for what you give. You usually achieve the trappings of success and yet you are never satisfied. You always want more and more. Your frustration over the inability to buy what you feel you never had may result in your complete rejection of material things. Either way it is a case of all or nothing with you. If you are able to gain understanding that you are actually trying to buy love you could use your skills of accumulation in a more constructive, healthy way.
Sun Sign-Taurus:
Taurus, the second Sign of the Zodiac, is all about reward. Unlike the Arian's love of the game, Taureans love the rewards of the game. Think physical pleasures and material goods, for those born under this Sign revel in delicious excess. They are also a tactile lot, enjoying a tender, even sensual, touch. Taureans adore comfort and like being surrounded by pleasing, soothing things. Along these lines, they also favor a good meal and a fine wine. The good life in all its guises, whether it's the arts or art of their own making (yes, these folks are artistic as well), is heaven on Earth to the Taurean-born. It's the Bull which is the Taurean's mascot, and along with that comes the expectation that these folks are bull-headed and stubborn. Yes, they are. Hey, this Sign has a Fixed Quality attached to it after all, so expect that things will occasionally grind to a halt. That said, Taureans don't start out with the intention of getting stuck. They simply want to get things done, and it's that steady, dogged persistence which winds up being viewed as stubbornness. Bulls are actually among the most practical and reliable members of the Zodiac, and they are happy to plod along, as it were, in pursuit of their goals.
The good news for Bulls is that once they get to the finish line, they'll swaddle themselves in material goods. A self-indulgent beast? Perhaps, but if you toiled as laboriously as these folks do, you'd need some goodies, too. Taurus is ruled by the Planet Venus, a lovely gal who didn't deny herself many things. In ancient Roman mythology, Venus was the Goddess of Love, Beauty and Pleasure, and Taureans have pretty much taken up where she left off. Bulls are fond of all things pretty, whether it's in their home, at a museum or on the stage. Life as one sweet pas de deux is how the Taurean-born like it. To onlookers, this may look like so much materialism and blessed excess, but Bulls really aren't interested in living without beauty in their lives. Beauty to the Bull also comes in the way of a happy home life, one which includes a partner and a stable relationship. Taureans value harmony in their personal lives, so they'll work hard on keeping their mate happy. The Bull's penchant for sensual pleasures, of course, can only help things along! Bulls can also be the sappiest of sentimentalists. Will all this overweening attention to their mate turn a Bull into a possessive mess? Probably not, although these folks do have to manage their tendency to latch on a bit tight. At the end of the day, however, the Taurean-born are true romantics and loyal to the core. The Element associated with Taurus is Earth.
No pie-in-the-sky for these practical folks, since they'd much rather be on terra firma. Bulls tend toward conservatism, and this is often seen in their day-to-day behavior. No far-out schemes (that's Air) or shrieking ultimatums (more like Fire) here. Taureans far prefer to take each day slowly and steadily and work toward their ultimate goal. Along these lines, those born under this Sign are happy to stick with their projects until they have reached a successful conclusion. They are also extremely patient and dependable along the way. Does that sound earthy enough? The only kink in this well-oiled chain is the heckler in the gallery that tries to upbraid the Bull. These folks may not have a hair-trigger temper, but it's short enough. Bulls in a hissy fit can get pretty argumentative, but eventually they'll calm down and come back to center, since these folks would much rather be Zen. The Earth in this Sign does tend to act as a balancing mechanism so that things never get truly out of hand. For every one person who considers the Bull a pain, there are two who will say 'No way!' and happily take the Taurean's gentle charms any day. Seeing as how Bulls are generally strong and well-built, it's no surprise that these folks enjoy testing their strength on the field of play. Expect to find a Bull engaged in a spirited game of hoops or mountain climbing. Hiking is also a favorite pastime, since it keeps Taureans close to their beloved earth. Indoor adventures are also favored by Bulls, which is why the opera or ballet is right up a Taurean's alley. When it comes to love, the Taurus-born are devoted, romantic and somewhat possessive. Their sensual nature has a way of erasing any mistakes! Since Taurus rules the neck and throat, Bulls would be wise to keep a silky scarf at hand, ideally in a warm (and soothing) earth tone. The great strength of the Taurean-born is in their stability, loyalty and dogged determination. Bulls want to get the job done, and they will. What better way to get the riches they so fervently crave?
Numerology:
I'm a 3
If your Life-Path number is THREE, your life is likely to be characterized by the undying need for expression. This can take the form in conversation but also in the arts. Typically, the THREE has an above-average ability in some art form. This can encompass painting, interior decorating, crafts, writing, music, drama or all of the above.
Enjoying the company of like minded creative people is likely to be on your top ten list of pleasures. THREE'S are genuinely warm and friendly. They make excellent friends by sharing interesting information and by actively listening. Entertaining in your home comes readily for most THREE'S as you can make everyone feel at home. With such a sunny disposition and openhearted approach, others will naturally seek out your hospitality. Key words for a THREE Life-Path number are expression, verbalization, socialization, the joy of living, the arts and travel.
As a THREE, you're likely to be an entertainer either formally or within your social circle. You're one of the effervescent, sparkling people in the world with an eternal optimism. Things will rarely get a THREE down. Setbacks will be just a part of the overall scheme of things and won't keep you from feeling positive. This exuberant demeanor and love of life can take a THREE to great lengths when creative expression is developed.
With this in mind, the THREE'S life purpose is to develop self-expression in a tangible, productive means. It's important to nail down the artistic outlets that you thrive most in. The best work will be produced when a THREE focuses on their own personal expression and not what the market wants. This isn't always an easy path, yet it will be richly rewarding. Optimism is a powerful tool for the actively expressive THREE.
Because of the THREE'S innate love of fun and living for the moment, challenges can develop. It can be common to lack foresight and this thinking can bring about overspending, unexpected moodiness and unproductivity. Further, the love of just having fun can lead towards escapism. Scattered focus can create a situation where there's a lot of activity without results. The THREE is wise to develop set goal plans and to learn solid balance between creative work and social fun.
Test 9
You've got a perfect balance between attitude and gratitude. You don't let anyone push you around, but at the same time you keep your claws inside and try not to start fights. OK... enough praise. We don't want you to go and fail the Ego test now, do we?
Test 10
I have an average ego: You have a big enough ego to boss the wimps around, but you still know there are people out there who are better then you.
Test 11
I don't quite agree with this one either..it says that I'm never jealous: You're not the jealous type at all. If someone has something better than you, or thinks they're better than you, you just let it go. You probably save yourself a lot of stress, and live a happier life!
Test 12
How Honest am I? You're average. You lie like the rest of us, and tell the truth when needed. Consider yourself normal.
Test 13
Am I way2cool? You've got style and carisma. You know what life is all about and have a good head on your sholders. I'd be happy to be seen with you. Just try not to go too far out of your way to impress others. Keep chilling.
Test 14
I have O.K. self esteem: You have your life in pretty good order, but there are some things you still need to work on. Stop worrying about other people - nobody is better, or more important than you.
Test 15
Since I wear my rings on my middle finger...this is supposedly means: Middle finger
Most people who wear a ring on their middle finger refuse to grow up and tend to be self-centered and stubborn. However, they're always sincere and caring, especially towads their family and friends.
Test 16
My marriage partners age should be: His and your age should nearly be the same
Your partner should be nearly the same age or at most one to two years older than you. Most people tend to fall into this category. He could be a former classmate or a colleague who shares similar tastes, favorite activities and hobbies with you. If the one for you is a stranger, chances are that both of you will be drawn together by sharing a hobby. Couples falling into this category will be great friends for life.
Test 17
How attractive am I to the opposite sex? This comes in 5 parts:
Part 1 : Self Confidence
You doubt yourself in certain occasions.
Part 2 : Sensory Perceptions
Somewhat sensitive to stimulation around you.
Part 3 : Body Language
Quite good at utilizing on occasions.
Part 4 : Conversational Skills
Really good conversational skills!
Part 5 : Empathy For Others
Occasionally empathizes with others.
Conclusion: How attractive are you to the opposite sex?
Oops, gotta work hard at it some more!