The Essential Facts of Dating, Sex, and Sexuality: Things everyone will find out and should come to know (a girls perspective)-By: Ella-
1. When a guy calls you after 10pm and wants to "Hang out" take that as hanging out of your clothes.
2. The first time you see "IT" don't be upset girls, they all look like that...unfortunately.
3. Size is a matter, however pleasure is more important.
4. Guys, dont be encouraged when a girlfriend says "It's cute!"
5. When out on a date and a guy mentions that he has condoms (or asks if you have any) don't think he's "Thinking Sensibly". He is gadging your reaction to see if he can get some later.
6. 88% of the time...women fake it.
7. Men who sleep around are considered Players/Accepted by their peers. This doesn't go for us ladies, we are considered slutty.
8. A woman with a strong opinion or use any negative comment with "Men" as the GENERAL subject are (a)man hating/feminists (b)PMSing or (c)a Lesbian. (in society).
9. ALL women love a man in uniform.
10. Be careful when picking people up in a club, when seen in daylight, that hottie you met could be a BEAST!
11. When a girl says she's "Saving Herself/Is a Virgin":
89% are being honest
5% Don't want you to know either way
6% Just wouldn't sleep with YOU
12. When a men say they are "Saving Themselves/Is a Virgin":
90% are lying to appear sweet but the TRUTH IS (a) they couldn't get any (b) the really aren't virgins...but HOW would you know?! or (c)Are really fucking rare these days.
9% Don't want to sleep with YOU
1% Have REAL small penises.
13. The average male's penis is 5-6" so ALL men shouldn't feel that bad. Everyone can't be hung like a clydesdale.
14. Guys, o matter what your girlfriend/lover/etc. says. IMPOTENCE isn't "Okay Honey."
15. There are 3 types of "Sex"
1-Making love: this involves passion, devotion, love, and all that musy stuff.
2-Having Sex: for the sake of having sex. usually in (long term) relationships when not performing 1 or 3.
3-Fucking: Hardcore, Just met you and going to fuck you, Lust filled, sex.
and FINALLY!!!!!
16. 80% of women at the ages of 16-late 20's will admit that the best sex they've ever had, has been with themself.