Ways to have an Extra-Specially Fun Time in a department store
1) Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
people's carts when they don't realize it. (this is something I would do...my friends and I have talked about it before *L*)
2) Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute
intervals throughout the day. (been there done that)
3) Try on bras on top of your clothes. *L*, of course!
4) Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an
official tone "I think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens (I want to see someone do this SOOOOO bad!)
5) Tune all the radios to obnoxious stations;
then turn them all off and turn the volumes to 10.(been there, done that)
6) Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. (*L* I want to do this!)
7) Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. (been there, got in trouble for that)
8) Put M & M's on layaway. (*L* Somethign I would like to see someone do!)
9) Move "Caution: wet floor" signs to the carpet.(been there, done that)
10) Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in cosmetics. (Something I've done)
11) Look right into the security camera and use it as
a mirror for picking your nose. (*L*)
12) Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up
a miniature battlefield with GI Joes vs. X-Men.
13) Switch the men's and women's signs on therestrooms.
14) Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme
from "Mission Impossible." (Done that a million times!)
15) Set up a "valet parking" sign at the front door.
16) In the auto department, practice your Madonna look
with the funnels.
17) Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse
through say things like "pick me pick me" and scare
them into believing that the clothes are talking to them. (I want to see this so badly!)
18) Go to an empty checkout line and try to check people out.
19) Drag a lounge chair on display over to the
magazines and relax.
20) If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink.
Explain that you don't get out much and ask if they
will put a little umbrella in it.