I am a college student.
I've missed class to watch Jenny Jones.
I've partied until 7 in the morning.
I live for Southpark and Sportscenter.
I watch Jerry Springer religiously.
I'm broke.
I've spent over $300 at one time buying text books.
I spend that much in a month on beer.
I drink 'til the sun comes up.
I wake up 10 minutes before class.
I fall asleep 10 minutes into class.
I can't remember the last time I washed my car.
I'm not sure where the library is.
I procrastinate.
I'm lazy.
C2H5OH is my favorite chemical compound.
I'd rather do E-mails than do schoolwork.
I'd rather sleep than do E-mails.
I'd rather drink than sleep.
I fund the University through my parking tickets and phone bills.
I drink on Sundays.
I have an alcohol bottle collection on display in my room.
I haven't eaten breakfast in a year.
I order pizza at midnight.
I make popcorn at 1:00.
I do E-mails at 2:00.
I watch TV at 3:00.
I go to sleep around 4:00.
I know the Greek alphabet better than the English alphabet.
I've built up a tolerance to certain beverages.
The weekend starts on Thursday.
I want to own a breathalizer to use for fun.
I'm the type of person your mother warned you about.
I am a college student and I wouldn't change a damn thing!