31 Things To Do In A Car
(This Is Really Funny !)
1. Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed
limit. (done that before *L*)
2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio.
Attempt to headbang. (Um, yeah...done that)
3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car
suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors. (*L* I have done this too...)
4. Two words: Chicken suit.
5. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in
red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the
passenger seat, when driving alone.(Done that)
7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot. (done that)
8. Stop at the green lights. (done that...on accident)
9. Go at the red ones. (done that, on accident)
10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll
doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to
make it dance. (done that...lots of fun...lots of weird looks)
11. Eat food that requires silverware. (done this, don't want to do it again)
12. Pass cars, then drive very slowly. (*L* I always do this)
13. Sing without having the radio on. (done that)
14. Honk frequently without motivation. (Done this way to much)
15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an
angry look and an obscene gesture.
16. Ask people for Grey Poupon.(done this)
17. Let pedestrians know who's boss. (yep)
18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid
look. (yep)
19. Restart your car at every stop light.
20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view
mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who
throw their butts out the window.
22. While stopped at a light, point out the window/sunroof at other cars
23. Paint your car with sixty symbols.
24. Keep at least five cats in the car.
25. Have some passengers in the back who are taping
love messages with masking tape on the back window
26. Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for
firetrucks.
27. Stop and collect roadkill..
28. Stop and cook roadkill.
29. Throw Spam.
30. Get in the fast lane and gradually ... slow ...
down...to ... a ... stop. Then get out and watch the cars. Throw Spam at them.
31. Try to run into garbage trucks in the Subway
parking lot.