Give him a Bud
You hand Raditz a beer and say, here, let's just
be friends, I don't like figthing. Raditz replies "Ok," and takes the Bud-Light. But
then he takes the bottle and breaks it over your head, and then he cuts off all your
limbs with the jagged edges of the bottle. You bleed to death. Then Raditz says, "And
that goes out to all you kids out there, drinking is bad."