"You know, maybe we should go over this thing again of you getting out in the world and involving yourself with people. It's Friday night! It's the most social night of the week! I mean a couple of lookers like us should be out there enjoying the night life, instead you're sitting here moping around in the dark like some kind of a . . ."
"Vampire?"
"Well, yeah, I was gonna say slacker, but yeah, to you Mr. Obvious...."
~Doyle and Angel
"It's not like you have a signal folks can shine in the sky whenever you need help, right?"
~Doyle with another Batman reference
"There's our number.... it's right next to a, um, a butterfly?"
"It's obviously not a butterfly you idiot, it's a, uh... bird. No, wait, no it's an owl! A bird that hunts at night! Brilliant! It's a ...."
"It's an angel!"
~Angel, Doyle, and Cordy with the running gag of the calling card
"See, you need to chat people up a bit more casual like, you know? "Hi, what's your name? How's life treating you? What's that you say? Minions from hell getting you down?"
~Doyle
"I prefer those cool bars that are hard to get in to, but I can't get into them."
~Kate
"How else are you gonna meet somebody out side of work. It's either this or sit at home alone in the dark."
"Wouldn't want that."
~Angel and Kate
"What's with those vision things of yours?"
"Well, they're messages I get, from the higher powers, whoever they are. You know, it's my gift."
"If that was my gift, I'd return it."
"Plus, your visions are kind of lame. A bar? That's nice and vague. I mean, they should send you one of those self-destructing tapes, you know, that comes with a dossier?"
"Well, I'll be sure to mention it."
~Cordy and Doyle discuss Doyle's abilities
"Everyone just simmer down here. Violence isn't going to solve a thing...On the other hand, it's kind of festive."
~Doyle defending Cordy
"I'm having a hard time believing Doyle's vision meant that I was supposed to come here and break up a bar fight."
"Yeah, well, if it was, I'm in for some serious workman's comp."
~Angel and Doyle
"How'd you pick up computer skills?"
"Downloading pictures of naked women?"
"Well that's more or less accurate."
~Angel,Cordy, and Doyle on Doyle's web savvy.
"Well, I'll tell you what. I can go wherever I want, and you can go to Hell."
"Been there. Done that."
~Kate and Angel
"I've known a lot of demons, and slime aside, not a lot going on there."
~Cordelia
"When you're talking me up to her, whatever you do don't let her in on that me being half-demon, okay? Because women get a little funny about that."
~Doyle, worried about what Cordy would think
"Wow, this place is, uh.... I thought girls were supposed to like pretty things."
~Doyle on Cordy's decor
"I know you guys have been working hard and cooped up inside a lot. And, uh, to show my appreciation, I was thinking, the night being you know, young and all... that the three of us could, well, should maybe ... go out. You know... for fun."
"Or.... we can... go home!"
"And you can sit in the dark alone."
"God yes. Thank you."
~Angel, Cordy, and Doyle's evening plans
