"Let me tell you a little bed time story."
"But I'm not sleepy."
"Once upon a time, there was a vampire, and he was the meanest vampire in all the land. I mean, other vampires were afraid of him, he was such a bastard. Then one day he's cursed by gypsies. They restore his human soul, and all of a sudden he's mad with guilt. You know, 'What have I done?'... You know, he's freaked."
"Oh. Okay, now I'm sleepy."
"Yeah, well, it's a fairly dull tale. It needs a little sex is my feeling. So, sure enough, enter the girl. Pretty little blonde thing. Vampire slayer by trade. And our vampire falls madly in love with her. But eventually the two of them, well, they get fleshy with one another. And the moment he...well, I guess the technical term is 'perfect happiness...' But when our boy gets there, he goes bad again and kills again. It's ugly. So when he gets his soul back for the second time, he figures, hey, he can't be anywhere near young miss puppy thighs without endangering them both, so what does he do? He takes off. Goes to LA... To fight evil and atone for his crimes. He's a shadow...a faceless champion of the human race."
-Doyle and Angel
"It's not all about fighting and gadgets and such. It's about reaching out to people, showing them there's still love and hope in this world."
"Hey, spare change?"
"Get a job, you lazy sow! You know, it's about letting them in your heart. It's not just saving lives, it's saving souls. Hey, possible your own in the process."
-Doyle and his take on salvation
"I finally get invited to a nice place with...no mirrors and lots of curtains. Hey, you're a vampire!"
"What? No I'm not."
"Are too."
"I don't know what you're talking about."
"I'm from Sunnydale. We had our own Hellmouth. I think I know a vampire when I... am alone with him in his fortress-like home. And, you know, I think I'm feeling just a little bit light-headed from hunger. I'm just wacky! And kidding! Ha ha ha...ha ha..."
-Cordelia, getting herself into a mess of trouble with vampire, Russell
"You don't know who he is, do you? Oh boy, you're about to get your ass kicked!"
-Cordelia with my favorite line so far
"It's nice that she's grown as a person."
-Angel's take on Cordelia after graduating.
"You think she's a hottie.
"Well, yeah. there's no denying that...
-Angel and Doyle on what I'm hoping for...
