Reality Bites Quotes

Reality Bites: Quotes

• Vicky: It's cool, Troy, you can stay. Welcome to the maxi-pad. Sammy: Yeah, with new dry-weave it actually pulls moisture away from you.
• Lelaina: Troy, aren't you excited? Troy: I'm bursting with fruit flavor.
• Troy: Hello, you've reached the winter of our discontent.
• Lelaina: We're going to eat gas.
• Troy: What happened to your normal clothes? Michael: Wow, Lelaina, look at you. You look... Where'd you get that dress? Lelaina: Um... I don't know, I just bought it. But I think I'm gonna go change.. Michael: No don't, you look beautiful. You look li
• Michael: Have I stepped over some line in the sands of coolness with you, because excuse me if somebody doesn't know the secret handshake with you. Troy: There's no secret handshake. There's an IQ prerequisite, but there's no secret handshake.
• Lelaina: I was really going to be something by the age of 23. Troy: Honey, all you have to be by the age of 23 is yourself.
• Lelaina: You've been waiting for this since the day we met. Vickie: Oh, who told you that? Your psychic partner?!
• Lelaina: This is so cheesy, I can't watch it without crackers.
• Micheal: You amayze me. Lelaina: No, you amayze me! Waitress: The payphone outside always amayzes me.
• Troy: Did he dazzle you with his extensive knowledge of mineral water or was it his in-depth analysis of Marky Mark that finally reeled you in. I just would have liked to have been there to watch how you rationalized sleeping with a yuppie-head cheeseball
• Sammy: I just do not understand why this moment needs to be Memorexed. Troy: Sammy, don't you realize this is your one opportunity to play a small part in what is destined to be greatness? Lainy here is going to revolutionize Good Morning Grant. Sammy: Oh
• Troy: There's no point to any of this. It's all just a... a random lottery of meaningless tragedy and a series of near escapes. So I take pleasure in the details. You know... a quarter-pounder with cheese, those are good, the sky about ten minutes before
• Troy: One of these days I'm gonna wake up, before noon- Lelaina: Yeah right. Troy: I'm gonna turn on the tv and there Bryant Gumble will be and he'll say, 'Today we have with us the Pulitzer-prize winning documentarian Lelaina Pierce. Lelaina, after your
• Vickie: I'm late for a jean folding seminar. Let's locomote!