Peach and Bowser, the Comic
Here is the comic that you've all waited for...
Peach and Bowser: The Why Behind the Kidnappings...

Bowser: Want to come to my castle tonight?
Peach: Ummmmm, Ok.

Peach: Eww, get off me you creep!

WHAM!!!

Peach: Serves you right!

Bowser: You can't kill me that easily, baby...

Peach: Yes I can!

Bowser: NOOOOOOOO!!!! Remember, there is...another...Sk...y...walker...