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| Numbers) 10x -- 10 times (thanks) 10q -- thank you A) aamof -- as a matter of fact abbrev -- abbreviation ack -- acknowledge afaict -- as far as I can tell afaik -- as far as I know afj -- April fool's joke afk -- away from keyboard aiui -- as I understand it aka -- also known as asaigac -- as soon as I get a chance asap -- as soon as possible asl -- age sex location aslp -- age sex location picture awgthtgtta -- are we going to have to go through this again? awhfy -- are we having fun yet? B) b4 -- before b4n -- bye for now bad -- broken as designed bak -- back at keyboard bau -- business as usual bbfn -- bye bye for now bbiab -- be back in a bit bbl -- be back later bbr -- broken beyond repair bcnu -- be seeing you bfbi -- brute force and bloody ignorance bfi -- brute force and innocence bion -- believe it or not bob -- best of breeds bof -- birds of a feather bohica -- bend over here it comes again brb -- be right back bs -- bullshit bsf -- but seriously folks bst -- but serious though bta -- but then again btaim -- be that as it may btdt -- been there, done that btobd -- be there or be dead btsoom -- beats the shit out of me btw -- by the way bwq -- buzz word quotient bykta -- but you knew that already C) cad -- control alt delete cattac -- chief assistant to the asssistant chief clm -- career limiting move cmiiw -- correct me if I'm wrong cul -- see you later cyl -- see you later D) dbr -- damaged beyond repair diik -- darn if I know dilligad\s -- do I look like I give a damn\shit diy -- do it yourself doa -- dead on arrival dtrt -- do the right thing dyjhiw -- don't you hate it when... E) eod -- end of discussion eol -- end of lecture esad -- eat shit and die esosl -- endless snorts of stupid laughter eykiw -- everything you know is wrong F) f2f -- face to face fcfs -- first come, first served fdrotfl -- falling down rolling on the floor laughing ffs -- for fucks sake fish -- first in, still here fitb -- fill in the blank foad -- fall over and die foaf -- friend of a friend foc -- free of charge fof -- friend of foe? fotcl -- falling of the chair laughing fubar -- fucked up beyond all recognition fubb -- fucked up beyond believe fud -- fear, uncertainty and doubt fwiw -- for what it's worth fya -- for your amusement fye -- for your entertainment fyi -- for your information G) ga -- go ahead gal -- get a life gd&h -- grin, duck and hide gd&r -- grin, duck and run gd&rf -- grin, duck and run fast gd&rvvf -- grin, duck and run very very fast gfd -- gone for the day gigo -- garbage in, garbage out gl -- good luck gmta -- great minds think alike gok -- god only knows gowi -- go on with it gpf -- go puke fast H) hhoj -- ha ha only joking hhok -- ha ha only kidding hmfic -- head motherfucker in charge hmficc -- head motherfucker in complete charge hsik -- how should I know hth -- hope this helps I) iac -- in any case ibn -- I'm buck naked ic -- I see icbw -- I could be wrong iirc -- if I recall correctly iitywybad -- if I tell you, will you buy another drink iitywybmab -- if I tell you, will you buy me another beer ikiwisi -- I know it when I see it imao -- in my arrogant opinion imbo -- in my bloody opinion imcdo -- in my conceited dogmatic opinion ima -- in my experience imho -- in my humble opinion imnsho -- in my not so humble opinion imo -- in my opinion impov -- in my point of view inaa -- I'm not an accountant inal -- I'm not a lawyer inpo -- in no particular order iou -- I owe you iow -- in other words irl -- in real life istm -- it seems to me istr -- I seem to recall itfa -- in the final analysis itro -- in the region of iwbni -- it would be nice if... iwmao -- I'm working my ass off iyswim -- if you see what I mean J) jam -- just a minute jas -- just a second jic just in case jit -- just in time K) kcbiwiywi -- keep coming back, it works if you work it kiss -- keep it simple stupid kit -- keep in touch L) ljbf -- let's just be friends llta -- lots & lots of thunderous applause lmao -- laughing my ass off lol -- laughing out loud ltr -- later ltns -- long time no see lyl -- love you lots |
M) mego -- my eyes glaze over mips -- meaningless information propagated by salespeople mof -- matter of fact mor -- middle of the road morf -- male or female motos -- member of the oppposite sex motss -- member of the same sex mung -- mash until no good N) nak -- negative acknowledgement nalopkt -- not a lot of people know that... nbd -- no big deal nfl -- no free lunch nfw -- no fucking way ng -- no good nicbdat -- nothing is certain but death and taxes nifoc -- nude in front of computer nih -- not invented here nimby -- not in my backyard nimto -- not in my term of office nino -- nothing in, nothing out noyb -- none of your business np -- no problem nplu -- not people like us nqa -- no question asked nqos -- not quite our sort nrn -- no response necessary ntim -- not that it matters nu -- name unknown O) oao -- over and out obtw -- oh by the way oic -- oh I see omg -- oh my god otl -- out to lunch otoh -- on the other hand ots -- off the shelf ottomh -- off the top of my head P) pans -- pretty advanced new stuff pcrcia -- people can't remember complicated industry acronyms pd -- public domain pds -- public domain software pita -- pain in the ass plokta -- press lots of keys to abort pmbi -- pardon me butting in pmetc -- pardon me et cetera pmji -- pardon me jumping in pmymhmmfswgad -- pardon me, you must have mistaken me for some one who gives a damn pnp -- plug & play pod -- piece of data poets -- pass on everything, tomorrow's saturday points -- pass on it now, tomorrow's saturday pos -- piece of shit possl -- person of opposite sex sharing living quarters pps -- post post scriptum ptb -- powers that be R) rtbl -- read between the lines rhip -- rank has its privileges rmf -- read me first rofl -- rolling on floor laughing roflahmsl -- rolling on floor laughing and holding my sides laughing roflastc -- rolling on floor laughing and scaring the cat roflmao -- rolling on floor laughing my ass off rotfl -- rolling on the floor laughing rsn -- real soon now rtfaq -- read the faq (frequently asked questions) rtfm -- read the fucking manual rtm -- read the manual ruok -- are you okay? S) sitd -- still in the dark slc -- super low cost smoc -- small matter of commitment smop -- small matter of programming snafu -- situation normal: all fucked up sol -- shit out of luck sop -- standard operating procedure stfu -- shut the fuck up sufid -- screwing up face in disgust swag -- stupid wild-ass guess swmbo -- she who must be obeyed syt -- sweet young thing T) tafn -- that's all for now tanj -- there aint no justice tanstaafl -- there aint no such thing as a free lunch tbd -- to be decided tbs -- to be specified tbyb -- try before you buy tcb -- trouble came back td -- touchdown tdm -- too damn many tftt -- thanks for the thought tgif -- thank god it's friday tia -- thanks in advance tic -- tongue in cheek tinalo -- this is not a legal opinion tinar -- this is not a recommendation tiwtglgg -- this is where the goofy little grin goes tjataw -- truth, justice and the american way tl -- total loss tlc -- tender loving care tmk -- to my knowledge tmtltbmg -- there's more to love than boy meets girl tnx -- thanks tptb -- the power that be trdmc -- tears running down my cheeks ts -- top secret tsr -- totally stupid rules ttb-- omk to the best of my knowledge ttd -- things to do ttfn -- ta ta for now ttyl -- talk to you later twic -- to whom it concerns twid -- the way it's done twimc -- to whom it may concern tyvm -- thank you very much U) ubd -- user brain damage uok -- you ok? V) vg -- very good W) waef -- when all else fails wag -- wild-ass guess wc -- without charge wibni -- would it be nice if.. wip -- work in progress woa -- work of art wrt -- with regard to wtf -- what the fuck wtfdik -- what the fuck do I know wth -- what the hell wygiwypf -- what you get is what you paid for wysbygi -- what you see before you get it wysiwyg -- what you see is what you get Y) yaba -- yet another bloody acronym yaun -- yet another unix nerd yhm -- you have mail |
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