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These are inspired by a deranged web site called "You Can't Do That On Star Trek!" I swear I saw Bill Gates' face on the Borg Queen's body! I swear there was a Gone With the Wind poster with Worf and Jadzia! I swear someone put a Smurf on the end of Bashir's scalpel! I'm not the only person this crazed. Hopefully someday Phil's site will find a new home. In the meantime:

My newer images :

Another
damned
transporter
accident.                   


Steve and Terry... Farrell?

I know you were all thinking the same thing.

The first brain spasm 12/99:

The real reason Captain Picard shaves his head.

Guinan's true species revealed: Gallifreyan.
Doesn't it make sense?

I thought of this joke right after seeing Star Trek IV, but never had a proper venue for it. It's the inverse of one of Kirk's lame pick-up lines, for those who may have blotted it out.

THIS WAY LIES MADNESS

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