Weird Quotes From Everyday Living
"What is it about the gates of hell
that makes people want to walk into
them?"
~MST3K
"Today's weather is a little gaga with
a 50% chance of schizophrenia. Ha ha!"
~Batman
"This guy has Ren Fair written all over
him. Huzzah!"
~MST3K
"Smucker's Raspberry Jam tastes like real
fruit."
~MST3K
"I'd read your mind, but it's written in idiot!"
~Courage the Cowardly Dog
"On a scale of 1-10 you're an idiot."
~Johnny Bravo
"I have accomplished more than most men
-- without the use of a brain."
~Powerpuff Girls
"Pencil go snap!"
~Powerpuff Girls
"Dexter! How many times do I have to tell
you not to throw the bird?"
~Dexter's Laboratory
"Hello! Has your head been disconnected
from your body or something?"
~My sister, Meg
"You're not normal so I'm just going to let
that go."
~Gaby
"What happened to your face?"
~My mom
"Do you want to pet my monkey?"
(In reference to a stuffed toy monkey.)~Me
"Put that one on the psycho list."
~Johnny Bravo
"Look: I know you hate being ugly, but
someone has to make everyone else look pretty."
~Cow and Chicken
"Their favorite food is faces."
~Johnny Bravo
"Are you possessed?"
~Meg
"I love fire. I could watch it for hours."
~Johnny Bravo
"Let the underwear go!"
~Powerpuff Girls
"And sometimes I dream I'm not wearing any pants."
~Johnny Bravo
"Get your big red butt off me!"
~Cow and Chicken
"Is there a bladder speacialist in the house?"
~Cow and Chicken
"I smell chicken."
~Ardy Saraff
"Cheers! Thank you!"
~Ardy Saraff
"She is so ADD!"
~Pam
"Who beefed?"
~Time Squad
"Congratulations. You hooked yourself an idiot."
~Johnny Bravo
"What's Ringo's favourite food?. . . . . . . . .
Famous Starr!"
~David Black
"No really! I am poisonous. One time I bit
my tongue and passed out for 3 days."
~Johnny Bravo
"Hello? 911? There's a handsome man in my
mirror. Oh wait. Cancel that. It's just me."
~Johnny Bravo
"Hi. I don't know if you remember me, but
we spent the worst night of my life together."
~Woody Allen
"Your face is. . .uh. . .horrifying."
~Johnny Bravo
"I got a cramp listening to you."
~Ed, Edd, and Eddy
"I want to hear a story about Octopus'
Garden, Silver Hammer, and Mr. Kite."
~Ed, Edd, and Eddy
"The only 'but' in this conversation is
a spanked one."
~Dexter's Laboratory
(after a very bizzare burp)"My car broke down."
~Me
"Sorry, can't hear you. I have a banana
in my ear."
~Kissing a Fool
"I ain't gonna fall for no banana in my
tailpipe."
~Beverly Hills Cop
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This page was last updated on May 28, 2002 at 5:20pm.
