~•last laugh•~

this is just a page of sum stuff, sum funny, sum neat, that i just thought was coolio and wanted to share it. i'll try to update it now and then, but we are all busy peeps, right? thanks for visiting my site! ya'll cum back now, ya' here?:)

10 useless facts:

1) money isn't made out of paper. it's made out of cotton.
2) a rat can survive longer than a camel without water.
3) every person as a unique eye and tongue print.
4) the spot on the 7-up comes from its inventor who had red eyes. he was an albino(freaky!).
5) 315 entries in webster's 1996 dictionary were misspelled.
6) most lipstick contains fish scales.
7) ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.
8) there are no words in the dictionary that ryhme with orange, purple, silver, or month.
9) chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
10) the guiness book of world records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from public libraries.

*~shaved~*

once there was a dude named bob who went to get shaved every morning at the barber shop. one morning, the barber wasn't there, and his wife, who was named grace, shaved bob instead. the next morning as bob was washing his face, he noticed he didn't need a shave. "hmm," he thought, "that's strange." the next morning, he got up, and noticed that he again didn't need a shave. this continued for a few days, and he finally went to see his barber to ask him about it. bob told the barber that ever since the barber's wife had shaved him thatday, he hadn't needed a shave anymore. the barber told him, "well that makes sense. when you're shaved by grace, you never have to be shaved again!"
(don't get it? see Ephesians 2:8-9, the Bible)

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words that don't exist, but should
  • Disconfect (dis kon fekt') v.: to sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow remove the dirt.
  • Elboics (el bon' iks) n.: the actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater (airplane).
  • Phonesia (f nee' zhuh) n.: the affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.
  • Telecrastination (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n.: the act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when it's only six inches away.
  • Aquadextrous (ak wa deks' trus) adj.: possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.
  • Peppier (pehp ee ay') n.: the waiter at the fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want groud pepper.

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~sum music links~

*country lyrics*
*oldies lyrics*
*leonies lyrics (all kinds)*