My father's wife killed my mother 
slit her throat from ear to ear
and now my scary brother
lives in Wyndemere

I've got the blues, yeah,
the lowdown GH blues

And then there's this guy Luke Spencer
he makes me cry and want to scream
and to top it all off
I'm allergic to napthalene

I've got the blues, yeah,
the lowdown GH blues

My brother disowned me
told me I was alive to him no more
and his beefcake son
threw me right out the door 

I've got the blues, yeah,
the GH blues
My family’s insane and my life really sucks
GH blues
Yeaaaaaah