"When I'm attracted to someone I get closer to them. I don't bond with them."
- Chemistry teacher trying to explain ions.

September 26, 2000


Girl 1: "You didn't get none?" Girl 2: "No." Girl 1: I think gravity took it........"
- Two girls on the way to second period.

September 26, 2000


Seen:

Student walks into AP English. "I like bubble wrap!" Pops bubble wrap in hands. Another student asks, "You being selfish with the bubble wrap?" Passes bubble wrap and the room is filled with popping sounds. Bystander who recently moved to Manteca asks, "This is an AP English class?"

September 26, 2000


"I had to stand outside in the hot heat."
- Girl talking to her friend in 4th period.

September 26, 2000


Seen"

In jazz band a bass player needed a chair. A trumpet player had an extra stool. Trumpet: "Here, have a stool." Hands stool to bass player. Another trumpet: "You know theres another meaning for that word....." Bass: "Poop!"

September 26, 2000


"Do ya know what day it is?" "Night."
- Two girls at lunch.

September 26, 2000


Seen:

Three guys standing on a table in the quad yelling: "Guys for sale!" "We're single!" "Come on! You know you want us!"

September 26, 2000


Seen:

A bunch of jello molds sitting on a table (in a movie) The teacher explains how the wealthy liked to display their copper jello molds. Outta no where a student looks up..."They bronze their jello?"

September 27, 2000


"I want my pants!"
- Girl yelling/crying for her pants after taking band pictures in full uniform.

September 27, 2000


"I saw that movie you know with actors in it."
- Girl on the way home from school.

October 4, 2000