-always tries to settle problems created by other diplomats.
-can always make himself misunderstood.
-can convince his wife not to hide her nice body under a
floor-length sable.
-can juggle a hot potato long enough for it to become a cold
issue.
-can keep his shirt on while getting something off his chest.
-can look happy when he has unexpected dinner guests.
-can make his wife believe she will look fat in a mink coat.
-can make nothing sound like something.
-can put his best foot forward when he doesn't have a leg to
stand on.
-can put his foot down without stepping on someone's toes.
-can say the nastiest things in the nicest way.
-can tell a man he's open-minded when he means he has a hole in
his head.
-can tell you to go to hell so tactfully that you look forward
to the trip.
-comes right out and says what he thinks when he agrees with
you.
-divides his time between running for office and running for
cover.
-has a straightforward way of dodging issues.
-lets you do all the talking while he gets what he wants.
-puts his cards on the table, but still has some up each sleeve.
-straddles an issue whenever he isn't dodging one.
-will approach every question with an open mouth.
-will lay down your life for his country.
-will refuse to answer any question on the ground it might
eliminate him.
What do you think?
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in
waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht
the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but
the wrod as a wlohe.
Smilpy amzanig huh?
Scrabble
DORMITORY
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
MOTHER-IN-LAW
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
SNOOZE ALARMS
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z'S
A DECIMAL POINT
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
The Rules
1. The Female always makes The Rules.
2. The Rules are subject to changes at any time without prior notification.
3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules.
4. If the Female suspects the male to know all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all The Rules.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If the Female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something The Male did or said wrong.
7. The Male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
8. The Female may change her mind at any time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times unless The Female wants him to be angry and/or upset.
12. The Female must under no circumstances let The Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
13. The Male is expected to mind-read at all times.
14. If The Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void.
15. The Female is ready when she is ready.
16. The Male must be ready at all times.
17. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.
18. The Male who doesn't abide by The Rules cant take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
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