Truly Tasteless Jokes
Yong Kong's Truly Tasteless Jokes

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

  • Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!


    What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot?

  • "How come?"


    What's the definition of a teenager?

  • God's punishment for enjoying sex.


    Did you hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom?

  • They'll never see you coming.


    What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?

  • S&M&M.


    What does Kodak film have in common with a condom?

  • They both capture that special moment.


    Define Transvestite:

  • A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!


    Why is being in the military like a blowjob?

  • The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.


    What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each others shoulders?

  • A scrotum pole!


    What's the ultimate in rejection?

  • When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.


    Why don't debutantes go to orgies?

  • There'd be too many thank you notes to write.


    What is every Amish woman's private fantasy?

  • Two Mennonite.


    Why is sex like a game of bridge?

  • If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner.


    Can you say three two letter words that denote small?

  • Is it in?


    What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

  • A bingo machine.


    What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?

  • One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.

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