*  Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out.  See how many you can do at a time.

*  Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.

*  Pay your electric bill in pennies.

*  When someone says "have a nice day," tell them you have other plans.

*  Make a list of things to do that you have already done.

*  Buy a subscription to "Sleazoid Weekly" and send it to your boss's wife.

*  Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to pre-school as if nothing is wrong.

*  Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.

*  Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.

*  Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.

*  Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.

*  Go shopping.   Buy everything.   Sweat in it.   Return it the next day.

*  Dance naked in front of your pets.

*  Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.

*  Drive to work in reverse.

*  Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.

*  Tell you boss to "blow it out your mule" and let him figure it out.

*  Write a short story using alphabet soup.

*  Polish your car with earwax.

*  Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.

*  Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.

*  Braid the hairs in each nostril.

*  Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg.

*  Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.

*  Make up a language and ask people for directions in it.

*  Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it back in the wrapper.

*  Do your assignments in binary code.

*  Read the dictionary backwards and look for subliminal messages.

*  Buy a box of condoms. Ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are, and ask for help.

*  Bill your doctor for time spent in his waiting room.