maybe we'd have read them...
# One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch
REJECTED DR. SEUSS BOOKS
# Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
# Fox in Detox
# Who Shat in the Hat?
# Horton Hires a Ho
# The Flesh-Eating Lorax
# How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
# Your Colon Can Moo - Can You?
# Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
# The Cat in the Blender
# Marvin K. Mooney, Get the Fuck Out!
# Are You My Proctologist?
# Yentil the Lentil
# My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket
# Aunts in My Pants
# You Are Different and That's Bad
LITTLE GOLDEN BOOKS THAT NEVER MADE IT
# The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
# Dad's New Wife - Robert
# Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
# Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
# The Kids Guide to Hitchhiking
# Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
# Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
# All Cats Go to Hell
# The Little Sissy Who Snitched
# Some Cats Can Fly
# That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption
# Grandpa Gets A Casket
# The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
# Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
# The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
# Strangers Have the Best Candy
# Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Own Way
# You Were an Accident
# Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
# Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
# The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
# Your Nightmares Are Real
# Where Would You Like to Be Buried
# Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
# Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
# Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
# Daddy Drinks Because You Cry